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muwahaha hizzah. i am 18 finally. after waiting for 18 years to be 18, i am now at the point where i have become 18. now what am i going to do with this power? probably just cum someone's eyes out with a lazer gun, or some kind of equivalent. i am definitely going to eat all of the gummy bears that were bestowed upon me. i'm probably going to buy leather some ciggarettes and porn, and then i will sit on my fat ass. i wonder when i'm going to move out like i've always planned. hmm. perhaps sometime after christmas. gubby has been getting frisky. i have been getting fat. i got a speeding ticket for going 80 in a 55 zone, but my ticket was for wasting natural resources because the cop was quite lenient. i have to go to court on the 20th of December. Kristi's birthday is in about 9 days. we're seeing harry potter this weekend like true lords of gay. we will reign supreme with our thick rimmed glasses and gilly weed potions. then i'm going to take a shiiiitt. see ya.