Letters to liquor.
Dear Jim~
Its been a pleasure getting to know you. With countless amounts of black outs, throwing up, falling over on things, and waking up with the taste of you still in my mouth has been rather fun. However, I believe we've had more downs than ups. Especially when there's so much of you in me, I try to get some action and pass out. On top of the poor girl. Talk about a cockblock. I also learn the next day that I have some really good conversation, but I can't recall it the next day, because you're killing all of my brain cells. Not to mention, turning my liver into a prune. I also can't seem to recover from you until 7 o'clock pm the next day because I'm still drunk. Come to think of it, you're rather abusive. I'm not so sure our relationship is healthy anymore. Therefore, I must say farewell for now. You should see other people, and I need to see other types of liquor. If it was truly meant to be I shall purchase you at the liquor store at a later point.
Dear Bud (Ice)~
We've certainly had our ups and downs too. The worst down I can think of is drinking 10 of you, only to wake up in my own piss the next morning. But with you, Bud, I'm not still drunk the next day, and you get along with Mary Jane much better than Jim does. And since Mary and I have become a lot closer, it is very important to me that you two are getting along. You actually saved me on Saturday night. Jim was so mean to me the night before, and when I started drinking you, its like I rose from the dead. Not only that, but I was awake and energetic until probably 7am, or whenever the birds started chirping. Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for everything. I'll be seeing you a lot more, but try not to make me have too big of a beer gut.
Its been a pleasure getting to know you. With countless amounts of black outs, throwing up, falling over on things, and waking up with the taste of you still in my mouth has been rather fun. However, I believe we've had more downs than ups. Especially when there's so much of you in me, I try to get some action and pass out. On top of the poor girl. Talk about a cockblock. I also learn the next day that I have some really good conversation, but I can't recall it the next day, because you're killing all of my brain cells. Not to mention, turning my liver into a prune. I also can't seem to recover from you until 7 o'clock pm the next day because I'm still drunk. Come to think of it, you're rather abusive. I'm not so sure our relationship is healthy anymore. Therefore, I must say farewell for now. You should see other people, and I need to see other types of liquor. If it was truly meant to be I shall purchase you at the liquor store at a later point.
Dear Bud (Ice)~
We've certainly had our ups and downs too. The worst down I can think of is drinking 10 of you, only to wake up in my own piss the next morning. But with you, Bud, I'm not still drunk the next day, and you get along with Mary Jane much better than Jim does. And since Mary and I have become a lot closer, it is very important to me that you two are getting along. You actually saved me on Saturday night. Jim was so mean to me the night before, and when I started drinking you, its like I rose from the dead. Not only that, but I was awake and energetic until probably 7am, or whenever the birds started chirping. Anyways, I just wanted to thank you for everything. I'll be seeing you a lot more, but try not to make me have too big of a beer gut.