Time for more welcome and some humor.
preyfar added me back. Spiffy. Welcome. nocky and mrrranda you were welcomed also in that post, but somehow or another the friggin code got mangled up and I just now realized it. So welcome! Welcome aaaalll!
Ahem. Sorry. In a spazzy mood now, and have some good humor to share with everyone! So here it is, with more to come later!
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix the hole in the freaking boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do 'The Alphabet Song' and 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Ahem. Sorry. In a spazzy mood now, and have some good humor to share with everyone! So here it is, with more to come later!
--- PONDER THIS ---
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix the hole in the freaking boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do 'The Alphabet Song' and 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?