Freedom Fries!
Just because after I read this, I didn't think I could put it any more adequately myself. This made me laugh at the very thought of it. But it is oh so fuggling true, what she said.
Now presenting, cadet's rant!!
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On the way home I was listening to the radio in the car and it had mentioned how some place in D.C changed the name "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries" and "French Toast" to "Freedom Toast" because they're pissed at France for not letting them go to war.
Ok.
Number 1) oh my fking god, now that you changed it France will be so upset. You know, French fries and all even though that was an AMERICAN MADE name. Gosh darn willy gee, how will we remember what the hell France is now?
Number 2) FREEDOM fries!? Is that the only F word you can think of that has to do with the US? But I digress. Lets just change everything from France to Freedom and burn French bakery shops. Freedom Poodles sounds a lot more patriotic to me. Uhohohoho.
Number 3) I love how they all say France should mind their own business. Ok ummm America is like king of NOSEY. We try to change EVERYTHING and be like "youd be better off like us" and we piss off the WOOORLLD. Then someone tells us the same shit and we get SO offended we change the names of our food. *gasp*
Number 4) I wish we were as smart as France. Jesus christ. Now they say war early as next week!? WHO IS FIGHTING THAT WAR, MAY I ASK!?(Becides those idiots on the AOL polls who always poll stuff like "75,000 people say they want war NOW. 75,000 people say they're afraid of casualties from war" SO WHY DO YOU WANT WAR!? It just doesntjffasfjasf anyhow back to my point). Why cant the world go like 10 seconds without fighting a stupid war.
Number 5) Grr.
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Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, Freedom Poodles, Freedom Bread, Freedom Vanilla, Freedom Cream, Freedom Cleaners, Freedom Onion, Freedom Dressing, Freedom Twist!!
Mwahaahha. Okay. That's all I can think of off the top of my head, and with Mike offering a handful as well. Anyone else want to add to the list? This could get fun!
Now presenting, cadet's rant!!
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On the way home I was listening to the radio in the car and it had mentioned how some place in D.C changed the name "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries" and "French Toast" to "Freedom Toast" because they're pissed at France for not letting them go to war.
Ok.
Number 1) oh my fking god, now that you changed it France will be so upset. You know, French fries and all even though that was an AMERICAN MADE name. Gosh darn willy gee, how will we remember what the hell France is now?
Number 2) FREEDOM fries!? Is that the only F word you can think of that has to do with the US? But I digress. Lets just change everything from France to Freedom and burn French bakery shops. Freedom Poodles sounds a lot more patriotic to me. Uhohohoho.
Number 3) I love how they all say France should mind their own business. Ok ummm America is like king of NOSEY. We try to change EVERYTHING and be like "youd be better off like us" and we piss off the WOOORLLD. Then someone tells us the same shit and we get SO offended we change the names of our food. *gasp*
Number 4) I wish we were as smart as France. Jesus christ. Now they say war early as next week!? WHO IS FIGHTING THAT WAR, MAY I ASK!?(Becides those idiots on the AOL polls who always poll stuff like "75,000 people say they want war NOW. 75,000 people say they're afraid of casualties from war" SO WHY DO YOU WANT WAR!? It just doesntjffasfjasf anyhow back to my point). Why cant the world go like 10 seconds without fighting a stupid war.
Number 5) Grr.
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Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, Freedom Poodles, Freedom Bread, Freedom Vanilla, Freedom Cream, Freedom Cleaners, Freedom Onion, Freedom Dressing, Freedom Twist!!
Mwahaahha. Okay. That's all I can think of off the top of my head, and with Mike offering a handful as well. Anyone else want to add to the list? This could get fun!