Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I bought porn for
iheartpalmtrees (-10 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
kel4's purse (30 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
charry_cat (-5000 points). In November
notthesmartest1 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5669 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
leopardsccr8