Conversations - Bedwetting
Believe it or not, I know of a kid who is 13 and still wets the bed.
The mom doesn't really do much about it, thinking it'll go away on it's own. The kid is a real douchebag too. If you met him, you'd want to punch him, no question.
Anyway:
Me: I heard in class once that there is a device that uses conditioning to combat bed-wetting. What was it, an electric shock?
Jess: A loud buzzer.
Me: Right. It has a moisture detector, and blares loudly if you wet the bed. Within a week, *poof*!
Doug: As cool as that is, instead of a buzzer, why don't you put an Alien in an indestructable closet, and everytime he wets the bed the closet door opens just a little bit more?
Me: That makes way too much sense.
Doug: Think of it; he pees and the door goes phwoosh up just a little. A giant clawed hand scrapes the floor a little
Me: His eyes bug out of his head.
Doug: But knowing Aaron, he'd probably be a dick about it. "Why does it have to get me? It should get my mom."
Me: Pees again. Door opens a little more.
Doug: Right. Alien bends down and sticks that little mouth of his through the crack.
Doug hisses a bit and makes snarling noises.
Doug: Aaron's mom says "Aaron stop pissing yourself, it's hungry"
Me: And Aaron says "Mom, I'm not TRYING to. Geez."
Doug: Maybe this wouldn't work after all.
Me: It still sounds pretty good.
The mom doesn't really do much about it, thinking it'll go away on it's own. The kid is a real douchebag too. If you met him, you'd want to punch him, no question.
Anyway:
Me: I heard in class once that there is a device that uses conditioning to combat bed-wetting. What was it, an electric shock?
Jess: A loud buzzer.
Me: Right. It has a moisture detector, and blares loudly if you wet the bed. Within a week, *poof*!
Doug: As cool as that is, instead of a buzzer, why don't you put an Alien in an indestructable closet, and everytime he wets the bed the closet door opens just a little bit more?
Me: That makes way too much sense.
Doug: Think of it; he pees and the door goes phwoosh up just a little. A giant clawed hand scrapes the floor a little
Me: His eyes bug out of his head.
Doug: But knowing Aaron, he'd probably be a dick about it. "Why does it have to get me? It should get my mom."
Me: Pees again. Door opens a little more.
Doug: Right. Alien bends down and sticks that little mouth of his through the crack.
Doug hisses a bit and makes snarling noises.
Doug: Aaron's mom says "Aaron stop pissing yourself, it's hungry"
Me: And Aaron says "Mom, I'm not TRYING to. Geez."
Doug: Maybe this wouldn't work after all.
Me: It still sounds pretty good.