It's a good game. You get to be a doctor and everything.
Okay, so I was reading a label on the back of Matt's mouthwash (BECAUSE it's in the bathroom and my eyes need things to do when I brush my teeth). And it says on the back:
"Clinically proven, adored, recommended and enjoyed by dentists,..." blah blah blah "... and Fresh Breath Centers worldwide."
Woah. Time out. Am I the only person that finds it a bit crazy that an institution exists for the sole purpose of making sure a person's windpipe is pleasant to the nostril? Not only that, but there's apparently a global network of them!
-"Oh, yes, I work at the local Fresh Breath Center."
-"Really? My, it's so noble doing a job that's helping people's lives."
-"Doctor, we've got a patient coming in with breath like a Tuna beached in Malta for a week!"
-"Shit! Get him to the operating theatre, STAT!"
Or maybe I've just been playing too much Trauma Center.
"Clinically proven, adored, recommended and enjoyed by dentists,..." blah blah blah "... and Fresh Breath Centers worldwide."
Woah. Time out. Am I the only person that finds it a bit crazy that an institution exists for the sole purpose of making sure a person's windpipe is pleasant to the nostril? Not only that, but there's apparently a global network of them!
-"Oh, yes, I work at the local Fresh Breath Center."
-"Really? My, it's so noble doing a job that's helping people's lives."
-"Doctor, we've got a patient coming in with breath like a Tuna beached in Malta for a week!"
-"Shit! Get him to the operating theatre, STAT!"
Or maybe I've just been playing too much Trauma Center.