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I'm not going to be a bandit for Halloween. After a few attempts, I could not make a bandit mask look cute.
Now I'm down to costumes available in my house that don't require going out to buy anything. (the scariest thing about Halloween is the costume stores littered with screaming children and bits of halloween costume on the floors)
All I seem to have in my arsenal is: USO Pin-Up Girl. What are the fucking odds? Me? In a slutty Halloween costume? Have you seen these flabby thighs?
Maybe I won't party at all. Nobody wants to see that.
Now I'm down to costumes available in my house that don't require going out to buy anything. (the scariest thing about Halloween is the costume stores littered with screaming children and bits of halloween costume on the floors)
All I seem to have in my arsenal is: USO Pin-Up Girl. What are the fucking odds? Me? In a slutty Halloween costume? Have you seen these flabby thighs?
Maybe I won't party at all. Nobody wants to see that.