Crazy Memage

Oct 30, 2006 09:24

Taken from everyone and their mommas... I'll have a real entry posted soon, but right now I feel like doing memes I've been meaning to do for a while... Anyhow...



1. Luc Bourdon
2. Mike Cammalleri
3. Dustin Brown
4. Anze Kopitar
5. Sidney Crosby
6. Pat O'Sullivan
7. Guillaume Latendresse
8. Joe Corvo
9. Tim Gleason
10. Marc-Andre Fleury
11. Alexander Frolov
12. Ryan Malone

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Fro & Patty Sullycakes? Nope, but if there's ever one, OMG YES!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Anze!!! OMG YES HE'S HOT!!! Not only his chiseled tanned body and the crazy hair, but he's hot on the ice as well, leading all rookies in scoring for now...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Corvs and Malone? A strange combo, but I'm sure their kiddies would be cute...

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I still need to write my Gleas fics, but mosgirl9 wrote a very HOT Gleas and Craig Conroy fic. RawR! ;)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Cammy & Sully Cakes? Yeah, they'd make cute couple. ;)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Definetly 5/10 because Sid and Marc-Andre are already teammates plus they look cute together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Gui would be in shock and be envious seeing Cammy and Malone gettting it on... He may be turned on as well. I so could write a fic on this. ;)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Brownie/M-A? That pairing seems rather odd, so I'll have to get back to you on a summary...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nope, not yet...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Malone & Gui... "Miles Apart"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anze deflowering Luc? Not likely gonna happen, but I can see Anze laughing at Luc for kicking ass when he's been pick one below him in the draft. Luc gets mad and goes on about how defensemen take longer to develop, putting Anze in a major guilt trip. In the end, something good ends up happening. Perhaps another rookie battle like last season w/ Sid/Alex?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Gui Slash? *Raises Hand* Me!!! I'm pretty sure a couple of you read some Gui Slash...

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Tripod Het? Nope, but I know kittyketamine42 and a few others read my Tripod slash. ;)

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope, not that I know of...

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Cammy, Anze & Sid? Maybe... I dunno...

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fleur? I so could see him screaming obscenities in English & French.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One" By AFI for Corvs

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Bert Bourdon/Sully Cakes/Malone fic-This fic contains strong sexual content, nudity, tattoo love (I dunno if Luc has any tats though), mild violence & strong language. Viewer discretion is advised...

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Cammy to Fleur-"Will you teach me how to speak French?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I believe it was one of habschick101 recent fics w/ Sid and Patrice...



1. Michael Lambert
2. Jimmy Bonneau
3. Joe Rullier
4. Olivier Latendresse
5. Mark Hurtubise
6. Olivier Michaud
7. Josh Tordjman
8. Lauri Tukonen
9. Cory Urquhart
10. Jeff Guiliano
11. Benoit Pouliot
12. Chris Collins

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ollie Michaud and Ben Pou? Nope... In fact, there's no fic of these 2 yet....

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ollie Latendresse. He has to be HOT one way or another... If Gui is hot, so is he... ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Chris Collins getting Lauri preggers? Not gonna happen, but if that happend, their babies would be uber cuuuutes...

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Well, there's none written, but there was one told to me. ;)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jimmy & Ollie M.? Yeah, but not as strong as Jimmy/Michael, Ollie M./Michael.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/10... Although they are in different leagues/teams all together, Mark Hurtubise and Apple Core Guiliano are a better fit appearancewise.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Tordj walking into Jimmy and Chris having sex? He'd prolly be all :-OOOOOOOO and walk away... He'd feel all scared and prolly feel bad for Chris cuz Jimmy is almost twice his size.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Rulles/Guiliano? Hmmm... I dunno... Oh wait! Rulles and Apple Core are at a karaoke bar singing their hearts out and to each other... This will be more of a comic goofball fic...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Michael Lambert and Lauri Tukonen? Nope...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Denied" After Tordj makes a spetacular save on Collin's penalty shot goal... Then something else happens afterwards...

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I so cannot see Ollie L. deflowering M. Lambert, but maybe they play against eachother and invade eachother's lockerrooms after the game...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Is there even such as thing as a Tordj fic?

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Rulles het fic? I've written some, but it only on a hand written journal where I could only see...

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I've written a Pou fic! I think someone has drawn a Pou pic, but I dunno who though.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jimmy, Ollie M., M. Hurtubise... I dunno anyone else will... I may write one...

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Guiliano? He either knows how to speak in Italian or he's learning... Maybe he can say something like... "I AM THE ITALIAN STALLION!!!"

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Lauri? I can't think of any song for him. :(

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
M.Lambert/Ollie M./C.Collins... Ooooohhh A French Canadian Sandwich w/ a tiny blond American pinned in between? Strong sexual content, oddness, nudity and strong language. Please read at your own risk!

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jimmy will say something in French to Apple Core, and unless he knows French, he'll be clueless...

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A Mark Hurtubise fic has yet to be written let alone read...



1. Jonathan Bernier
2. Derick Brassard
3. Matt Marquardt
4. Kris Letang (Now that he's back in the Q)
5. P-O Pelletier
6. Mathieu Perreault
7. Peter Mueller
8. Trevor Lewis
9. Oskars Bartulis
10. Martin Hanzal
11. Joey Ryan
12. Marc Staal

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope... And nope, I don't want to read one since bloodshed is likely gonna happen.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tangers! WOWNESS!!! He's HOT!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
M. Staal getting T. Lewis preggers. That may work out and they may have cute babies.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Well mines after the Moncton Wildcats won the Presidents Cup. He's paired up w/ Martins Karsum.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Brass & Perry? OMG YESSS!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/10 cuz P-O and M. Hanzal are Coyotes Teammates...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Peter walking into Brass and M. Staal having sex? Hmmm... I wonder how wicked_kathy and lost__emotions would think of that? Either Peter walks away or joins them in a 3 some... Hmmm...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Marquardt and Hanzal... Hmm... Czechmates? Hitting on foreign boys? Maybe Marquardt gives Hanzal guitar lessons...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Baby Berns and Trevor Lewis? Nope, but since they are teammates w/ the Kings and were drafted at the same time, maybe I can write one? ;)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Peter and Marc? "Battling For Gold"?

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Tangers deflowering Baby Berns? Hmmm... Tangers gets all defensive on him and Baby Berns shows off his goaltening skills...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Mueller slash? Not that I know of...

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Marquardt het? Nope...

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope... I don't think anyone likes him...

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Brass/Tangers/P-O Pelletier? I'm sure someone would want to write that. ;)

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
M. Hanzal. He'd be screaming obscenities in Czech... RawR!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Cries... I cannot think of any songs for Trevor. :(

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Baby Berns/Mathieu Perreault/Marc Staal... Another French Canadian Sandwich w/ a red-headed Staal pinned in between... I may need help from habschick101 and lost__emotions... I'm expecting odd attraction, angst, jealousy, sexual content, and strong language. View discretion is advised.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Brass on M.Hanzal... Brass will say something to him in French & M. Hanzal will all be clueless and try to say something in Czech.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have yet to read a P-O fic. In fact, I still need to write my P-O/Ollie L. fic. *pokes bunnies*

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