Karma Is A Bitch
Something I got from kaorirose I thought I'd share... It amused me so much! Thanx a lot KR! :D
The shortest fairy tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No."
And the girl lived happily ever after - and went shopping, dancing, to
the spa, drank gin and tonic, and always had a clean house, never had
to cook and do others laundry, and farted whenever she wanted.
The end
Ugh! I am now starting to get a cold... The seasonal cold bug has got to me. :(
6 hours from now I have to go to the dentist. I have to have a couple holes refilled on my molars, since they are wearing out. Hopefully the bacteria hasn't seeped in, but I'm not looking forward to having my mouth numb for a while and other banging and stuff going on happening on my teeth, especially when I'm sick. >:O
I'm looking forward to the Kings vs. Blackhawks game later that day, even perhaps after my dentist visit.
On the other hand, the Penguins won 3-2 against the Habs in shoot out. Sidney Crosby's game winning shoot out goal was so sweet to watch. *sigh*
Ever since I've gotten cable on my t.v., aside from hockey games, I've been watching some music videos on Fuse, MTV, MTV2, VH1, and VH1 Classics. I've been watching bits and pieces of South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and even Degrassi (old school for the most part). It's been ages since I last saw South Park, since it was mostly blocked on the main TVs. I love watching South Park!
I'm hoping tomorrow I can venture out and go to museums, looks for jobs while at it (especially the art galleries/museums), and even perhaps watch Pride and Prejudice w/ casia. We'll see how it goes.
I also got my classes for Winter Intersession. I'll be retaking Art 15-Sketching For Design. Hopefully it'll be better and I'll learn more than last Semester. I had to drop that class last semester because I was falling behind, the work load was too much to handle, I wasn't learning much since that class was more than 6 hours, and I was getting too exhausted. I was also frustrated because I couldn't get my drawings right plus didn't really learn that much in one day. At least this coming winter intersession I can concentrate on it more, and learn little at a time rather than one big lump. Nonetheless, please wish me luck.
Lastly, I found this poem written by Jeremy Roenick a couple days ago... I thought I'd share that as well...
Taken from:
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/LosAngeles/2005/11/07/1296381-sun.html
Roses are red,
Obstruction is dead,
Pucks often hit my head,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Visnovsky and Zidlicky,
Are names I find tricky,
Peanut butter is sticky,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Summers off are sweet,
I like to eat meat,
The Kings are the team to beat,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
The Senators look great,
Shootouts go late,
Hullie couldn't carry his weight,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Fighting is down,
The commish is a clown,
Not everything rhymes,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Shootouts are a ball,
Chara is tall,
Who is Eric Staal?
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I surf when I can,
I've got a great tan,
But Sidney's the man,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Luc Robitaille's old,
The Wild will soon fold,
Craig Conroy is gold,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I'm lying by the pool,
Chicks think I'm cool,
Sean Avery's a fool,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Denis Gauthier is mean,
He caused a big scene,
It was all so obscene,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Todd Bertuzzi is scary,
Used to play like Dirty Harry,
Now he's like the Virgin Mary,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I like 'My NHL,'
The old one was hell,
The farmer in the dell,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Poetry makes me smile,
So did the Red Mile,
Flashing is my style,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
L.A. is nifty,
I once scored 50,
Demitra is shifty,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
The Penguins are hurtin',
I'll never stop blurtin',
And one thing's for certain:
The fans can kiss my ass.
I dunno what to really say other than the fact that it amused me. Part of me wants to believe that JR wrote it (sounds like something he'd write), but I think at the same time I think someone has been mocking him. It's really hard to say and determine whether he actually wrote this or not...
Well that's all for now. I wish you all a Happy Vetrans Day. Till then, have an awesome day! Toodles!
~leoceanic7~
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The shortest fairy tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No."
And the girl lived happily ever after - and went shopping, dancing, to
the spa, drank gin and tonic, and always had a clean house, never had
to cook and do others laundry, and farted whenever she wanted.
The end
Ugh! I am now starting to get a cold... The seasonal cold bug has got to me. :(
6 hours from now I have to go to the dentist. I have to have a couple holes refilled on my molars, since they are wearing out. Hopefully the bacteria hasn't seeped in, but I'm not looking forward to having my mouth numb for a while and other banging and stuff going on happening on my teeth, especially when I'm sick. >:O
I'm looking forward to the Kings vs. Blackhawks game later that day, even perhaps after my dentist visit.
On the other hand, the Penguins won 3-2 against the Habs in shoot out. Sidney Crosby's game winning shoot out goal was so sweet to watch. *sigh*
Ever since I've gotten cable on my t.v., aside from hockey games, I've been watching some music videos on Fuse, MTV, MTV2, VH1, and VH1 Classics. I've been watching bits and pieces of South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and even Degrassi (old school for the most part). It's been ages since I last saw South Park, since it was mostly blocked on the main TVs. I love watching South Park!
I'm hoping tomorrow I can venture out and go to museums, looks for jobs while at it (especially the art galleries/museums), and even perhaps watch Pride and Prejudice w/ casia. We'll see how it goes.
I also got my classes for Winter Intersession. I'll be retaking Art 15-Sketching For Design. Hopefully it'll be better and I'll learn more than last Semester. I had to drop that class last semester because I was falling behind, the work load was too much to handle, I wasn't learning much since that class was more than 6 hours, and I was getting too exhausted. I was also frustrated because I couldn't get my drawings right plus didn't really learn that much in one day. At least this coming winter intersession I can concentrate on it more, and learn little at a time rather than one big lump. Nonetheless, please wish me luck.
Lastly, I found this poem written by Jeremy Roenick a couple days ago... I thought I'd share that as well...
Taken from:
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/LosAngeles/2005/11/07/1296381-sun.html
Roses are red,
Obstruction is dead,
Pucks often hit my head,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Visnovsky and Zidlicky,
Are names I find tricky,
Peanut butter is sticky,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Summers off are sweet,
I like to eat meat,
The Kings are the team to beat,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
The Senators look great,
Shootouts go late,
Hullie couldn't carry his weight,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Fighting is down,
The commish is a clown,
Not everything rhymes,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Shootouts are a ball,
Chara is tall,
Who is Eric Staal?
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I surf when I can,
I've got a great tan,
But Sidney's the man,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Luc Robitaille's old,
The Wild will soon fold,
Craig Conroy is gold,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I'm lying by the pool,
Chicks think I'm cool,
Sean Avery's a fool,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Denis Gauthier is mean,
He caused a big scene,
It was all so obscene,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Todd Bertuzzi is scary,
Used to play like Dirty Harry,
Now he's like the Virgin Mary,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
I like 'My NHL,'
The old one was hell,
The farmer in the dell,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
Poetry makes me smile,
So did the Red Mile,
Flashing is my style,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
L.A. is nifty,
I once scored 50,
Demitra is shifty,
And the fans can kiss my ass.
The Penguins are hurtin',
I'll never stop blurtin',
And one thing's for certain:
The fans can kiss my ass.
I dunno what to really say other than the fact that it amused me. Part of me wants to believe that JR wrote it (sounds like something he'd write), but I think at the same time I think someone has been mocking him. It's really hard to say and determine whether he actually wrote this or not...
Well that's all for now. I wish you all a Happy Vetrans Day. Till then, have an awesome day! Toodles!
~leoceanic7~
lj friends collage by kunzite1. make yours here. updates & questions here.
original by pratibha75 and teemus here. updates & questions here.