I'm headed to the bar for some much needed shenanigans tonight, so load me up with drabble prompts to come home to! NaNo is a-coming, kids! I need practice!
This time we're gonna do something different. I'll write a drabble based on the icon you comment with.
duchessofavalon, I'm still thinking on that A3/MiMo one...
This is number 1.
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“When I was growing up, I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend,” Piz says out the side of his mouth. They’ve polished off two sandwiches each and are manfully working through the Grand Slam Stack O’Flapjacks.
“Dude,” Dick replies. “Not funny.” He grabs the can of whipped cream off the table and squirts a dollop right into his mouth. He shovels more pancake in his mouth and seems to ponder this for a moment. “How does that even work?”
“Yeah, it wasn’t for me either,” Piz answers, completely disregarding Dick’s question to answer whatever he feels is appropriate. “Thinking cause I’m imaginary, I’d never have to use the bathroom. It was, like, the worst month of my life.”
Dick stares for a long time and Piz thinks he may have fallen asleep with his eyes open. “Dude...” he begins, and Piz waits for an expansion, but Dick just goes back to his pancakes and Piz returns to his own.
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Piz doesn’t really know how he got himself into this situation. All he knows is Veronica’s back with Logan, and for some reason, Dick Casablancas isn’t too happy about it. And somehow, Dick’s showed up at the dorm, with a half-full bag of quality California marijuana.
Piz hasn’t smoked since he freaked himself out sophomore year of high school at sleepaway camp, thinking that Big Foot was lurking outside of his cabin, but he figures he can’t feel much worse than he does right now, so he smokes a bowl with Dick. And then two. And then one more.
He doesn’t really think it’s affecting him- he expected he would feel drunk maybe, but nothing really hits until Dick wheezes something about getting bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches from Denny’s. And then Dick becomes a cartoon character, in which he is a six foot tall strip of sizzling, crisp, smoked bacon.
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