Star Wars meme
Stolen from Grimlocke.
Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote:
- "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
- "An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
- "No, no, no! THIS goes THERE, THAT goes THERE!"
- "Well my little friend, you've got something jammed in there real good."
- "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
- "So, you have a twin sister."
- "Your eyesight will return in time."
- "Would it help if I got out and pushed?!" "IT MIGHT!!"
- "At that speed will we have time to pull out?"
- "GET ON TOP OF IT!" "I'M TRYING!"
- "Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion."
- "Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
- "Don't worry kid, she's a lot faster than she looks."
- "Control, control. You must learn control."
- "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
- "YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home."
- "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
- "You have a sister. If you will not join us, perhaps she will." <-- Mine
- "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
- "Back door, eh? Good idea!"
- "Punch it, Chewie."
- "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
- "The emperor's coming here?"
- "Get this walking carpet out of my face."
- "You swear you wont run away if I take these things off?"
Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote:
- "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
- "An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
- "No, no, no! THIS goes THERE, THAT goes THERE!"
- "Well my little friend, you've got something jammed in there real good."
- "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
- "So, you have a twin sister."
- "Your eyesight will return in time."
- "Would it help if I got out and pushed?!" "IT MIGHT!!"
- "At that speed will we have time to pull out?"
- "GET ON TOP OF IT!" "I'M TRYING!"
- "Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion."
- "Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
- "Don't worry kid, she's a lot faster than she looks."
- "Control, control. You must learn control."
- "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
- "YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home."
- "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
- "You have a sister. If you will not join us, perhaps she will." <-- Mine
- "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
- "Back door, eh? Good idea!"
- "Punch it, Chewie."
- "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
- "The emperor's coming here?"
- "Get this walking carpet out of my face."
- "You swear you wont run away if I take these things off?"