my son cracks me up
At lunch, I called myself fat.
Tiffany: You're not fat.
Me: Well, I'm not Santa fat, but I could stand to lose weight.
Len Len: Santa's not fat. The coat adds, like, seventy-five pounds.
And then later, in the deli section of the grocery store:
Len Len: Brown-sugar glazed ham is the most delicious of all the hams.
Tiffany: You're not fat.
Me: Well, I'm not Santa fat, but I could stand to lose weight.
Len Len: Santa's not fat. The coat adds, like, seventy-five pounds.
And then later, in the deli section of the grocery store:
Len Len: Brown-sugar glazed ham is the most delicious of all the hams.