You know, I only want one Christmas present this year.
Just one.
And that is for people to just calm the fuck down and act orderly.
You know who you are, you shoppers that run your massive SUV's at ungodly speeds just to get that last present the week before Christmas. You moshing masses that move as a wave to get the latest shooty shooty death bang game. You haughty types that yak on your cell phones and then scowl at me if I don't move fast enough from YOUR display. You filth, you scum, you complete assholes.
You know you should have gotten that new toy for Little Billy months ago, but you were too busy paying for it with either work or otherwise (*ahem*).
Weren't a good majority of you Christmas shoppers in the Scouts at some point? Weren't you always trained to "Be Prepared"? Your scoutmaster is scowling upon you right now.
But I do have the utmost respect for people that shopped online, not clogging up the streets or shopping malls at all. Good on ya, and if you did that, I owe you a hearty thanks, from the bottom of my heart.
And that is for people to just calm the fuck down and act orderly.
You know who you are, you shoppers that run your massive SUV's at ungodly speeds just to get that last present the week before Christmas. You moshing masses that move as a wave to get the latest shooty shooty death bang game. You haughty types that yak on your cell phones and then scowl at me if I don't move fast enough from YOUR display. You filth, you scum, you complete assholes.
You know you should have gotten that new toy for Little Billy months ago, but you were too busy paying for it with either work or otherwise (*ahem*).
Weren't a good majority of you Christmas shoppers in the Scouts at some point? Weren't you always trained to "Be Prepared"? Your scoutmaster is scowling upon you right now.
But I do have the utmost respect for people that shopped online, not clogging up the streets or shopping malls at all. Good on ya, and if you did that, I owe you a hearty thanks, from the bottom of my heart.