Because I love you whores so much!
This is a list of 100 reasons why I love Johnny! Feel free to add, comment and such ( I will add other ideas to the list) I wrote the list for my first mod teacher (who is a music teacher) and thinks I'm compleatly insane for loving John as much as I do XD
100 reasons why I love John Lennon
1) His voice is orgasmic and sextastic
2) He’s British
3) His profile is perfect
4) He spoke his mind
5) He wasn’t afraid to talk about things that bothered him or hurt him in his childhood.
6) His hair is beautiful
7) A talented musician in eveyway
8) Helped to unite the world on the idea of peace
9) Wrote songs that inspired most of today’s artists
10) Was part of such a phenomena that controlled almost every aspect of the 60’s
11) Hate to be commercialized, just wanted to play for the sake of playing
12) He was a complete sex addict
13) Participated in circle jerks involving members of the Beatles
14) Said the Beatles were bigger than God and that Christianity would go away before rock n roll
15) Could charm his way out of any situation
16) His smile is not only the definition of perfect but it’s infectious
17) His humor was so strange and unusual
18) He never played by the rules, he played by his own and followed his own code
19) No one could seem to understand him completely, he was a complex individual
20) Even as a small child he was a sharp as a whip
21) Not afraid to push boundaries
22) Did outrageous things that left people laughing or dumbfounded
23) His white pants
24) His flawless body
25) His false self confidence
26) His laugh
27) His non skiing ability
28) Completely comfortable around his band mates
29) Wore the cutest and funniest outfits
30) Rounded glasses
31) Trying to make up for being a bad father
32) His bed in the floor in Help!
33) His thighs
34) His stripped shirts
35) His mad dance skills
36) He overcome hardships in his life
37) He loved his mother and gave her most of the credit for his love of music
38) He went through so many physical changes but still manages to look sexy
39) Was an arrogant son of a bitch
40) Looks hot in dorky geeky glasses
41) Was an artist
42) Was an author
43) Preformed a Midnight Summers Dream as a girl, Thisbe a spoof version of “Interlude”
44) Loved to mess with people to get a laugh
45) Seemed to thoroughly enjoy himself on stage
46) Fighting for what he believed in
47) Swallowing his pride and doing things he didn’t want to for the good of the band
48) Making naughty look oh so right
49) Talented instrumentally
50) Making such simple notes into pieces of music that was so fantastic
51) Not being afraid to write whatever he was feeling however weird, angry or silly it was
52) Went through mood swings constantly
53) His beautiful heart melting golden brown eyes
54) His middle name is the cutest thing ever
55) He was stubborn and hotheaded
56) Aged like fine wine
57) Was adored by even the queen
58) Made a point to tease the audience
59) Experimented with all types of music
60) Was open to new things (that appealed to him)
61) Was a delinquent in school
62) Natural born leader
63) Was an unpredictable and often spur of the moment kind of person
64) Had the government in fearing him
65) Influential speaker
66) Stood up for the working class
67) The media adored him
68) Didn’t let his fame change him
69) Was an actor
70) Was “supposedly” bisexual
71) Drinks coke-a-cola
72) Perfect teeth
73) Worked with other famous artists
74) Didn’t conform when pressured to
75) Shared the vocals with all members of the Beatles
76) Bought Aunt Mimi’s house for her when he got the money
77) His voice is unique
78) Caused chaos and hysteria among people (in good and bad ways)
79) One of the most loved, respected and well known artist in all of history
80) Had a way of using words that created beautiful imagery
81) Was protective of those he loved
82) Was a creative genius
83) Dressed up as a walrus!
84) Mocked the rich and famous
85) Didn’t let people push him around
86) Music he created is timeless
87) Made sure to have fun wherever he went
88) His newspaper-boy hats
89) The bathtub scene in Hard Days Night
90) “HEY MISTER! CAN WE HAVE OUR BALL BACK!”
91) Song writing skills own every other artists’
92) Looking Amish
93) Aggressive
94) Did oodles of drugs
95) Making jokes about Ringo’s nose
96) In Help! He has a mouth spasm when singing “You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away”
97) Didn’t really know a thing about music
98) Looks hot in a suit and tie
99) Smoked like a chimney
100) In Help! when he's in the bathroom and him and George are going "Ho!" "Ho ho!"