Ah Beng FUN.

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Ah Beng talks to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah  Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference btw Taipei AND Las Vegas ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng  : "Thank you lah" and puts down the phone.
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At  a  bar  in  New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the  bartender,
"JOHNNIE  WALKER,  SINGLE"
and his  companion says,  "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah" 
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng   : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng   : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Ah Beng   : "I'll buy it."

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss      : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng   : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss      : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng   : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Boss      : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng   : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream."
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Ah  Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes ".

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