This Is meladiction’s Fault . . .

[lenken]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, lenken sent to me...

Twelve socrates drumming
Eleven epicurus piping
Ten epictetus a-leaping
Nine books freethinking
Eight vaginas a-reading
Seven dionysus a-writing
Six memetics a-living
Five bu-u-u-utthole surfers
Four tori amos
Three doubting thomas
Two my penis
...and a voltaire in a psychology.