you can't go around telling people that I'm a good guy!!! I'll never get a date that way. I have to let the ladies think I'm a total asshole that could be "saved" with enough time and attention. BTW, ladies, pay no attention to the poet behind the curtain...I actually AM the biggest asshole you'll find walking the planet...now go out with me!!! >=)
Joking aside, I wouldn't have missed your wedding for the world. Besides being honored to be asked to be present for such an important day for you and Renee, who could resist a trip into Cade's Cove???
As far as dating goes, I currently have no designs on anyone. I don't really even know if I want to date right now. I'm working a lot, and it's been rare that I have an entire weekend to myself. I don't believe I'd have time for a girlfriend, and I definitely wouldn't want to be neglecting her...it wouldn't make me feel right. I believe romance should be a whole-hearted affair, and I just don't think I have the time right now. *Sigh* Ahhh, to be an undergraduate again.
Re: Shh!!!lendondainSeptember 22 2005, 08:14:49 UTC
Jeremy, I just knew you were going to reply, pretending to be some asshole. Let me tell you a secret. Don't date a southern girl. In fact, don't even develop feelings for a southern girl. They all want a guy who will beat them or give them the thrill of knowing the cops could bust down the door and haul their boyfriend off to jail for a myriad of charges. They want a guy who is the exact opposite of their stable, hard-working, loving fathers. They keep nice guys like you and me as "friends," so we can give them the emotional support and attention that their asshole boyfriends are denying them. The arrangement is good for them... they get the best of both worlds.
Date a northern girl. Apparantly, women in the north are experiencing a bit of a crisis. No guy up there wants to commit to a relationship before the age of 35. They are looking for nice, hard-working, stable, loving, family men to start lives with. It's time for the South to rise again and invade the North. Go to New York, my friend, and steal some rich man's daughter away from him with your southern manners, charm, convictions, and love of family. Her family will hate you because they still think we're all hicks down South, but that doesn't matter because you'll have her. The South is the last refuge of the gentleman. It's the last place where you're even allowed to be a gentleman; it feels like an act anywhere else. We can't be ashamed of our heritage - we have to capitalize on it.
I'm telling you, most northern women under the age of 27 secretly want to be called "Ma'am" by a southern guy with a sincere and kind face.
you can't go around telling people that I'm a good guy!!! I'll never get a date that way. I have to let the ladies think I'm a total asshole that could be "saved" with enough time and attention. BTW, ladies, pay no attention to the poet behind the curtain...I actually AM the biggest asshole you'll find walking the planet...now go out with me!!! >=)
Joking aside, I wouldn't have missed your wedding for the world. Besides being honored to be asked to be present for such an important day for you and Renee, who could resist a trip into Cade's Cove???
As far as dating goes, I currently have no designs on anyone. I don't really even know if I want to date right now. I'm working a lot, and it's been rare that I have an entire weekend to myself. I don't believe I'd have time for a girlfriend, and I definitely wouldn't want to be neglecting her...it wouldn't make me feel right. I believe romance should be a whole-hearted affair, and I just don't think I have the time right now. *Sigh* Ahhh, to be an undergraduate again.
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Date a northern girl. Apparantly, women in the north are experiencing a bit of a crisis. No guy up there wants to commit to a relationship before the age of 35. They are looking for nice, hard-working, stable, loving, family men to start lives with. It's time for the South to rise again and invade the North. Go to New York, my friend, and steal some rich man's daughter away from him with your southern manners, charm, convictions, and love of family. Her family will hate you because they still think we're all hicks down South, but that doesn't matter because you'll have her. The South is the last refuge of the gentleman. It's the last place where you're even allowed to be a gentleman; it feels like an act anywhere else. We can't be ashamed of our heritage - we have to capitalize on it.
I'm telling you, most northern women under the age of 27 secretly want to be called "Ma'am" by a southern guy with a sincere and kind face.
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