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Title: Whisker
Genre: Crack, Porn
Characters: Kurogane/Fai
Ratings: M
Warnings: lulz, blowjob, sexytiemz
Summary: He should feel emasculated, but instead he’s horny. Stupid libido.
Status: Drabble
Disclaimer: CLAMP lets me play with them.
Comments: michechu’s Pr0ntober prompt, “FAI'S FACIAL HAIR. ”. Horitsuba-verse. I blame our cracky discussion over on her journal which prompted me to write a very small script-format interaction that includes Yuui and Harry Potter - I’ll post it at the end.
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They don’t get to sleep in very often, and since spring break ends in three days, this is probably the last day they’ll get to sleep in before pre-term preparations and class scheduling. Kurogane wants to sleep.
It’s a bit hard when Fai’s rubbing sandpaper against his stomach.
“Bastard,” he grumbles, eyes still closed. “Save the kinky shit for later, will you?”
“Well good morning to you, too,” Fai murmurs back, and Kurogane frowns and opens his eyes.
Fai grins at him, his head down near Kurogane’s waist. He’s propped up on his elbows, he’s wearing yesterday’s fleece button-down, and his blond hair is tousled fluff. But something’s there that Kurogane never saw before.
He lifts a hand and rubs thoughtfully at Fai’s chin.
“You…haven’t shaved for the past few days, have you?”
Fai blinks, his lips pressed to Kurogane’s thumb. “No, I haven’t. Why?”
Kurogane frowns, his thumb moving back and forth over Fai’s cheek.
“…stubble.”
“Hmm?” Fai lifts his own hand and brushes his fingertips along his jawbone. “Oh, you’re right. I really need to -”
“You…have stubble.”
Fai opens his mouth to say something, but closes it again and blinks. And then he smirks, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
“Is this Kuro-sensei’s first time seeing facial hair?” Fai asks.
“What’s it to you?!”
Fai ducks his head, and his shoulders start to tremble. “D-does Kuro-manly not have facial hair?”
“Quit it!”
“Ahaha~! You’re blushing!”
Kurogane huffs and flips on his side, knocking Fai in the face with his hip. He doesn’t care, glaring at the wall, his body language showing his annoyance.
Fai crawls over his body and nuzzles his earlobe. “I’m sorry,” Fai says, his voice gentle and soft. But Kurogane’s doesn’t respond until Fai pokes a tongue out to lick the curve of Kurogane’s ear. Then he rolls onto his back again and kisses Fai, holding his pale hips underneath the baggy shirt.
“I really am sorry,” Fai says.
“Ch, you’re right,” Kurogane says with a shrug. “I just…your face always felt so smooth. The stubble feels different.”
Fai smirks again, and Kurogane feels afraid. “You like it?”
“When did I ever -” he starts, but gasps as Fai returns to his stomach and traces firm muscle with his tongue, putting his chin and face into it this time. It's good, different but definitely good, and by the time Fai reaches his boxers he's hard and desperate.
“You do like it,” Fai muses smugly, and Kurogane frowns as he lifts his hips and lets Fai guide his boxers off his legs. He can’t just let Fai get away with thinking this is more than a bodily reaction.
But Fai bows his head and sucks the head of his cock into his mouth. All Kurogane can do is breathe and watch Fai move his head up and down, tongue twisting and teasing the vein on the underside of his dick. Kurogane’s breathing quickens as he watches Fai work, moving down, down, taking him deeper, and when Fai looks up at him Kurogane realizes what he’s going to do.
Without warning, Fai pushes his head down until his lips reach the base, and Kurogane curses and writhes at the sensation of Fai’s whiskers against his balls. He bends a leg and bumps it into the side of Fai’s head, reaching down to fist his hands in Fai’s shirt. Fai flinches and slowly lifts his head off of Kurogane’s cock, kissing the slit softly before nuzzling the inside of Kurogane’s thigh.
“Kuro-sama’s body lies horribly.”
“I need to be inside of you,” Kurogane whispers through clenched teeth, watching Fai’s smile morph into lust. “Now.”
Fai nods and sits back, waiting.
Kurogane twists on the bed, opening the top drawer and rifling through until he finds the half-empty tube of Duklyon SmoothSlide. When he looks up again, Fai’s already on his elbows, legs spread and ass exposed to the air. The sight makes his cock throb, but it’s not what he wants.
“No,” he says, leaning forward and pulling Fai back. “Not like that.”
“Then what -”
Fai yelps as Kurogane pulls him into his lap, twisting him so they’re face-to-face. Fai’s legs frame Kurogane’s hips and his cock slides along Kurogane’s belly.
“Like this.” And then he circles Fai’s asshole with a slick finger, sliding it in slowly. He watches Fai’s face and eyes and wants to kiss those parted lips, but he takes a deep breath to calm himself, working a second finger in.
“Ah - ah, right there, yeah…” Fai says, his voice low and smooth. Kurogane’s eyes narrow, and he squeezes a dollop of lube onto his own cock, coating it slowly and holding Fai’s gaze.
He moves suddenly and abruptly; his fingers slide out, his hands move to grip Fai’s hips and he thrusts up and in. Fai cries out as the head of Kurogane’s cock slides into him, and Kurogane sits up while Fai catches his breath and relaxes. He leans forward, brushes aside Fai’s shirt and takes one of Fai’s nipples into his mouth, sucking it before moving onto the other.
It doesn’t take long for Fai to relax, and he presses down until his ass hits Kurogane’s thighs. They’re nose-to-nose now and their foreheads move and gently bump against one another.
“Move,” Fai whispers, lifting himself and pressing his cheek to Kurogane’s.
Kurogane grips Fai’s hips and feels Fai wrap his arms around his neck, and they pant and sigh as Kurogane thrusts up and Fai presses down. Fai nuzzles Kurogane’s face and neck with his cheek and chin; the texture makes Kurogane’s sensitive skin twitch.
Kurogane feels his groin muscles starting to warm and tighten; he fights it off. Instead, he reaches down between them and palms Fai’s cock, pulling in quick, long strokes, and grins as Fai chokes and clutches him. Kurogane relishes the sound of Fai’s moans, quickening the pace of his hands as Fai grows louder.
Kurogane’s eyes suddenly squeeze shut and he grits his teeth, fighting his orgasm. He suddenly hears Fai gasp and moan into his ear, and semen splashes against his stomach and hand. He thrusts a few more times into Fai’s tightening body; Fai’s moans finish him, and he tenses and cries out. His cock twitches and pulses inside Fai’s body, and it’s wet and sticky and really damn good.
When it’s over, he slumps against the pillow, taking Fai with him. He removes his softening cock from Fai’s body and wraps his arms around his waist, petting warm skin and warm flannel as they both cool off.
“You’re right,” Kurogane murmurs into Fai’s ear as his eyes close and he starts to fall asleep. “I do like your stubble.”
Fai hums and brushes his fingers along Kurogane’s collarbone. He pauses, and Kurogane frowns when he hears Fai laugh.
“Wha’s so funny?”
“You’re lucky we don’t have class for a few more days," Fai says. "Those whisker burns will take some time to fade.”
Author’s Endnotes: …LOL.
And here’s a nice little scripted omake, just for you guys!
Fai: *wanders into kitchen, yawns and pours self coffee*
Kurogane: *stares*
Yuui: *stares*
Fai: ?
Kurogane: You...have stubble.
Fai: *looks at self in mirror* ...Oh. Huh.
Yuui: You should shave.
Fai: But why? *thinks* If I grow it out, I could look like Gellert Grindelwald from Harry Potter!
Kurogane: ......
Yuui: ...Fai, Grindelwald didn't have a goatee!
Fai: They never say in the books that he didn't!
Yuui: But I thought Albus was the one that had the goatee!
Fai: Dumbledore had the beard, Yuui.
Kurogane: ....only you two could go from facial hair to Harry Potter within the span of six sentences. *resumes reading newspaper*
…It was funnier in my head. …I think it’s also funnier if you imagine Fai and Yuui talking with ridiculously exaggerated British accents.
Also: MARVEL AT THE SUCK THAT IS MY 3-MINUTE DOODLE AND REALIZE WHY I WRITE.
....Right.
Comments/concrit appreciated. do not kill the messenger for the messageplz.
Genre: Crack, Porn
Characters: Kurogane/Fai
Ratings: M
Warnings: lulz, blowjob, sexytiemz
Summary: He should feel emasculated, but instead he’s horny. Stupid libido.
Status: Drabble
Disclaimer: CLAMP lets me play with them.
Comments: michechu’s Pr0ntober prompt, “FAI'S FACIAL HAIR. ”. Horitsuba-verse. I blame our cracky discussion over on her journal which prompted me to write a very small script-format interaction that includes Yuui and Harry Potter - I’ll post it at the end.
___
They don’t get to sleep in very often, and since spring break ends in three days, this is probably the last day they’ll get to sleep in before pre-term preparations and class scheduling. Kurogane wants to sleep.
It’s a bit hard when Fai’s rubbing sandpaper against his stomach.
“Bastard,” he grumbles, eyes still closed. “Save the kinky shit for later, will you?”
“Well good morning to you, too,” Fai murmurs back, and Kurogane frowns and opens his eyes.
Fai grins at him, his head down near Kurogane’s waist. He’s propped up on his elbows, he’s wearing yesterday’s fleece button-down, and his blond hair is tousled fluff. But something’s there that Kurogane never saw before.
He lifts a hand and rubs thoughtfully at Fai’s chin.
“You…haven’t shaved for the past few days, have you?”
Fai blinks, his lips pressed to Kurogane’s thumb. “No, I haven’t. Why?”
Kurogane frowns, his thumb moving back and forth over Fai’s cheek.
“…stubble.”
“Hmm?” Fai lifts his own hand and brushes his fingertips along his jawbone. “Oh, you’re right. I really need to -”
“You…have stubble.”
Fai opens his mouth to say something, but closes it again and blinks. And then he smirks, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
“Is this Kuro-sensei’s first time seeing facial hair?” Fai asks.
“What’s it to you?!”
Fai ducks his head, and his shoulders start to tremble. “D-does Kuro-manly not have facial hair?”
“Quit it!”
“Ahaha~! You’re blushing!”
Kurogane huffs and flips on his side, knocking Fai in the face with his hip. He doesn’t care, glaring at the wall, his body language showing his annoyance.
Fai crawls over his body and nuzzles his earlobe. “I’m sorry,” Fai says, his voice gentle and soft. But Kurogane’s doesn’t respond until Fai pokes a tongue out to lick the curve of Kurogane’s ear. Then he rolls onto his back again and kisses Fai, holding his pale hips underneath the baggy shirt.
“I really am sorry,” Fai says.
“Ch, you’re right,” Kurogane says with a shrug. “I just…your face always felt so smooth. The stubble feels different.”
Fai smirks again, and Kurogane feels afraid. “You like it?”
“When did I ever -” he starts, but gasps as Fai returns to his stomach and traces firm muscle with his tongue, putting his chin and face into it this time. It's good, different but definitely good, and by the time Fai reaches his boxers he's hard and desperate.
“You do like it,” Fai muses smugly, and Kurogane frowns as he lifts his hips and lets Fai guide his boxers off his legs. He can’t just let Fai get away with thinking this is more than a bodily reaction.
But Fai bows his head and sucks the head of his cock into his mouth. All Kurogane can do is breathe and watch Fai move his head up and down, tongue twisting and teasing the vein on the underside of his dick. Kurogane’s breathing quickens as he watches Fai work, moving down, down, taking him deeper, and when Fai looks up at him Kurogane realizes what he’s going to do.
Without warning, Fai pushes his head down until his lips reach the base, and Kurogane curses and writhes at the sensation of Fai’s whiskers against his balls. He bends a leg and bumps it into the side of Fai’s head, reaching down to fist his hands in Fai’s shirt. Fai flinches and slowly lifts his head off of Kurogane’s cock, kissing the slit softly before nuzzling the inside of Kurogane’s thigh.
“Kuro-sama’s body lies horribly.”
“I need to be inside of you,” Kurogane whispers through clenched teeth, watching Fai’s smile morph into lust. “Now.”
Fai nods and sits back, waiting.
Kurogane twists on the bed, opening the top drawer and rifling through until he finds the half-empty tube of Duklyon SmoothSlide. When he looks up again, Fai’s already on his elbows, legs spread and ass exposed to the air. The sight makes his cock throb, but it’s not what he wants.
“No,” he says, leaning forward and pulling Fai back. “Not like that.”
“Then what -”
Fai yelps as Kurogane pulls him into his lap, twisting him so they’re face-to-face. Fai’s legs frame Kurogane’s hips and his cock slides along Kurogane’s belly.
“Like this.” And then he circles Fai’s asshole with a slick finger, sliding it in slowly. He watches Fai’s face and eyes and wants to kiss those parted lips, but he takes a deep breath to calm himself, working a second finger in.
“Ah - ah, right there, yeah…” Fai says, his voice low and smooth. Kurogane’s eyes narrow, and he squeezes a dollop of lube onto his own cock, coating it slowly and holding Fai’s gaze.
He moves suddenly and abruptly; his fingers slide out, his hands move to grip Fai’s hips and he thrusts up and in. Fai cries out as the head of Kurogane’s cock slides into him, and Kurogane sits up while Fai catches his breath and relaxes. He leans forward, brushes aside Fai’s shirt and takes one of Fai’s nipples into his mouth, sucking it before moving onto the other.
It doesn’t take long for Fai to relax, and he presses down until his ass hits Kurogane’s thighs. They’re nose-to-nose now and their foreheads move and gently bump against one another.
“Move,” Fai whispers, lifting himself and pressing his cheek to Kurogane’s.
Kurogane grips Fai’s hips and feels Fai wrap his arms around his neck, and they pant and sigh as Kurogane thrusts up and Fai presses down. Fai nuzzles Kurogane’s face and neck with his cheek and chin; the texture makes Kurogane’s sensitive skin twitch.
Kurogane feels his groin muscles starting to warm and tighten; he fights it off. Instead, he reaches down between them and palms Fai’s cock, pulling in quick, long strokes, and grins as Fai chokes and clutches him. Kurogane relishes the sound of Fai’s moans, quickening the pace of his hands as Fai grows louder.
Kurogane’s eyes suddenly squeeze shut and he grits his teeth, fighting his orgasm. He suddenly hears Fai gasp and moan into his ear, and semen splashes against his stomach and hand. He thrusts a few more times into Fai’s tightening body; Fai’s moans finish him, and he tenses and cries out. His cock twitches and pulses inside Fai’s body, and it’s wet and sticky and really damn good.
When it’s over, he slumps against the pillow, taking Fai with him. He removes his softening cock from Fai’s body and wraps his arms around his waist, petting warm skin and warm flannel as they both cool off.
“You’re right,” Kurogane murmurs into Fai’s ear as his eyes close and he starts to fall asleep. “I do like your stubble.”
Fai hums and brushes his fingers along Kurogane’s collarbone. He pauses, and Kurogane frowns when he hears Fai laugh.
“Wha’s so funny?”
“You’re lucky we don’t have class for a few more days," Fai says. "Those whisker burns will take some time to fade.”
Author’s Endnotes: …LOL.
And here’s a nice little scripted omake, just for you guys!
Fai: *wanders into kitchen, yawns and pours self coffee*
Kurogane: *stares*
Yuui: *stares*
Fai: ?
Kurogane: You...have stubble.
Fai: *looks at self in mirror* ...Oh. Huh.
Yuui: You should shave.
Fai: But why? *thinks* If I grow it out, I could look like Gellert Grindelwald from Harry Potter!
Kurogane: ......
Yuui: ...Fai, Grindelwald didn't have a goatee!
Fai: They never say in the books that he didn't!
Yuui: But I thought Albus was the one that had the goatee!
Fai: Dumbledore had the beard, Yuui.
Kurogane: ....only you two could go from facial hair to Harry Potter within the span of six sentences. *resumes reading newspaper*
…It was funnier in my head. …I think it’s also funnier if you imagine Fai and Yuui talking with ridiculously exaggerated British accents.
Also: MARVEL AT THE SUCK THAT IS MY 3-MINUTE DOODLE AND REALIZE WHY I WRITE.
....Right.
Comments/concrit appreciated. do not kill the messenger for the messageplz.