Real Ultimate Power.
All those who favfour, order , consitencty and the even hand of justice quail and tremble for I am a solicitor. As of Monday in fact but the certificate has just arrived in the post this morning.
I am now the possesor of awesome power which inculde but are not limited to :
The ability to perceive the absolute truth.
Fire lighting from my fingers
Drive at speed to and from court
Disemble evade and embelish with no obvious symptoms
Send legions of minions to their doom
Stand to the left and slightly behing an evil overload looking knowing and suspicious.
Cackle at will
Verfy the existence of something.
Ah tis good but odd.
Still, the search for a job in London so I can move in with my amor continues.
Incidently a chap (an underused word) in my office has gone crazy and is doing this: http://www.donegal2kenmare.co.uk/
Also any of you heard of The Dangerous Book for Boys? Yes, well some of the illustrations were done by my Dad which is amusing.
Its to damn hot. In an effort to cool the place down I am running an pipe several times round the room which has cool water flowing through it. It is not technically a hose because there is no outflow and hence legal. The water by the end of the prosses becomes superheated steam which we are using to power are machines.
I am now the possesor of awesome power which inculde but are not limited to :
The ability to perceive the absolute truth.
Fire lighting from my fingers
Drive at speed to and from court
Disemble evade and embelish with no obvious symptoms
Send legions of minions to their doom
Stand to the left and slightly behing an evil overload looking knowing and suspicious.
Cackle at will
Verfy the existence of something.
Ah tis good but odd.
Still, the search for a job in London so I can move in with my amor continues.
Incidently a chap (an underused word) in my office has gone crazy and is doing this: http://www.donegal2kenmare.co.uk/
Also any of you heard of The Dangerous Book for Boys? Yes, well some of the illustrations were done by my Dad which is amusing.
Its to damn hot. In an effort to cool the place down I am running an pipe several times round the room which has cool water flowing through it. It is not technically a hose because there is no outflow and hence legal. The water by the end of the prosses becomes superheated steam which we are using to power are machines.