"you're not a man. you're a COWARD!"
so the neighbors finally got into a fight last night. my very first fight as their neighbor. I was so relieved, I'm not evil but I was just saying the other day that if they do not get into a fight or go out on a date I'm going to explode. All they do is screw and I was thinking that maybe she is trying to trick this guy into marriage by acting perfect. But he doesn't ever take her out or anything!! No one can be that happy. I was going to lay a smack down on her from the rest of womankind. But she laid the smack down instead. Seriously. I started to get really concerned because I could hear the scuffle and I was like oooh no he did not just hit her! But as he later said 5,000 times - SHE SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE!!!! yessssssss I guess he came home drunk and she didn't honestly believe that he even went to school that day. He didn't call her and tell her where he was all night and came home at 2 am plastered. And she kept saying "get the fuck out" but unfortunately he didn't leave. She called him a coward and pushed him again I guess before she locked herself in the bathroom and then he just sat outside saying "you think i'm drunk? you think i'm retarded? why would i call you to tell you where i am when I know i'm just gonna get bitched at? then i come home and you slap me? you slap me in the fucking face?" and then it started over again. he was on a loop or something. I was like kick him OUT! and she just didn't say anything for a loong time I was scared that she had killed herself. I listened because I thought maybe they would finally break up and my life could be quiet again but as soon as I could tell they wouldn't I turned on the fan to block them (him, that drunken bastard) out. Later when I was turning out the lights he was telling her how he tells everybody how great she is. dumb girl. don't listen to him.