My avatar sucks.
Yeah, so I’m really sick of looking at my avatar, yet can’t think of any ideas nor require the equipment or skills to replace it. I mean, you can only bullshit your way by faking Photoshop images with Flash MX so much, but don’t tell Fark that. If anyone who has the time (I know you’re out there) who can doctor pictures, or at least make them interesting, that would be interested enough to make me one, I’d be more than willing to pay you handsomely. And by that, I mean strike you sideways with my devilishly good looks.
Soooooo let’s see this is a LiveJournal. I should probably talk about my life a little bit or something shouldn’t I? Well, there isn’t much to say. It seems like I’ve been busy doing something all the time lately. Like yesterday, Luigi and Donkey Kong tried taking me out with a red turtle shell on my go-kart right before the finish line in the last lap, but Bowser and I were like, “No way!” and retaliated with a special fireball power-up. Thankfully for us, we got first place.
Eh, I don’t know what else to say so I’ll just go on a random splurge of a couple thought I’ve been having in my life at the moment:
GoldenEye is so much better than Halo. Period. Don’t argue this, because you are wrong.
Alf is still funny. Will Smith is not.
Someone said to me today that my LJ isn’t interesting anymore because I don’t complain as much as I use to. WHAT?!?
Whoever the fuck keeps getting on my computer and downloading Lindsay Lohan and Mariah Carey is obviously a cruel individual. It’s not funny anymore.
I really miss my glasses and really hate these military glasses I’m currently wearing as an alternative.
I also find it interesting that people still take my LJ seriously. Really, I should say person; I mean, does anyone take me seriously anymore? Hell even I’ll admit that I talk out of my ass a lot and don’t know what I’m talking about.
It’s official. EA (Electronic Arts) has bought the rights to the Earth.
It’s simple math. Paper cut > Cardboard cuts < Stabbed by a knife
The most awkward situation in the world: when you’re talking with someone you haven’t to in like three years, yet they know your current events because of your LJ.
I’m too scared to start career mode in Gran Turismo 4.
I just might become a Patriots fan, so they will finally lose next year.
Super Troopers is still funny after watching it for the 3248723098th time.
Whenever someone’s LJ starts out with “Today sucked at school because…” I skip over the whole entire post.
Enjoy your day fuckos.