Sex and the city moment
In our lives we essentially come across four types of people; there is the married couple that lives happily together with children that make their grays shine like glitter; the couple in a committed relationship that spends most of their nights wondering how they can make their sex lives even better; the bitter singles who want more then anything to make life complicated for the taken gals and gents, and then there is the depressed singles who think why does the world hate me? What can't I be happy? Why don't I have a man? Why don't I have a lady?
It's the same thing over and over again. No matter how much the circumstances may change, we can all divide ourselves into those categories, unless your asexual or dread relationships. In that case you should be saying thank you mother for making my life less complicated; God bless promiscuity .
It's no big secret which groups obviously get along. The depressed singles always hang out with the happy married couples (that's why their depressed). They simply hope one day maybe some of that luck might fall on their laps, then hello "that will be Mrs. Rodriguez to you." Eventually they realize it doesn't work, and they find themselves sitting at Joe's Bar off of Twentieth avenue and 144th getting hit on by "Mr. Right." If they are under 21, it's probably myspace or men4men, but HEY whatever works?
Usually the bitter singles never hang out with the married couples. They don't mind playing around with the committed folk, but they won't dare touch god's unions! That's partly because they fear damnation, but what do I know? I never really got passed the Genesis. Some reason the ongoing births and deaths lost my interest.
The bitterly single love manipulating the depressed singles into believing love is fake and they won't ever find true love. Instead they'll just find another bowl of disappointment with Hershey Syrup on top, and wonder why the last loser left for that more sophisticated lawyer.
Can you tell I don't like the bitterly single? I personally find prostitutes more morally justified then them. Why? Well, because in their minds they only want one thing, well two if you count sex. You know what that is? Well sex.... They want to get back at all the losers that ever cheated on them, used them for rebound, or laughed at them when they took off their shirt to go in the pool. They're the majority, and try their hardest to bring the rest of us down. Sometimes even the most vicious of them will go after the married ones. Yup... the married ones.
In the end we feel sorry for them, and some of us guilty for almost falling for their tricks.
I wouldn't... I wouldn't give them a wink of a thought, because now it's our turn to be selfish.
It's the same thing over and over again. No matter how much the circumstances may change, we can all divide ourselves into those categories, unless your asexual or dread relationships. In that case you should be saying thank you mother for making my life less complicated; God bless promiscuity .
It's no big secret which groups obviously get along. The depressed singles always hang out with the happy married couples (that's why their depressed). They simply hope one day maybe some of that luck might fall on their laps, then hello "that will be Mrs. Rodriguez to you." Eventually they realize it doesn't work, and they find themselves sitting at Joe's Bar off of Twentieth avenue and 144th getting hit on by "Mr. Right." If they are under 21, it's probably myspace or men4men, but HEY whatever works?
Usually the bitter singles never hang out with the married couples. They don't mind playing around with the committed folk, but they won't dare touch god's unions! That's partly because they fear damnation, but what do I know? I never really got passed the Genesis. Some reason the ongoing births and deaths lost my interest.
The bitterly single love manipulating the depressed singles into believing love is fake and they won't ever find true love. Instead they'll just find another bowl of disappointment with Hershey Syrup on top, and wonder why the last loser left for that more sophisticated lawyer.
Can you tell I don't like the bitterly single? I personally find prostitutes more morally justified then them. Why? Well, because in their minds they only want one thing, well two if you count sex. You know what that is? Well sex.... They want to get back at all the losers that ever cheated on them, used them for rebound, or laughed at them when they took off their shirt to go in the pool. They're the majority, and try their hardest to bring the rest of us down. Sometimes even the most vicious of them will go after the married ones. Yup... the married ones.
In the end we feel sorry for them, and some of us guilty for almost falling for their tricks.
I wouldn't... I wouldn't give them a wink of a thought, because now it's our turn to be selfish.