Alex has a LOVER BOY?
Narrator:
It's another sunny day at Alex's house and Alex and her good friend Danyela are sitting down to do some homework before going to watch a Hockey game. All of a sudden *bring bring* Alex's cell phone goes off and breaks the quiet and stillness. Chaos reigns. On the phone is JEFF! Alex's current, possible, probable beau.
Audience: *Gasp*!
Narrator:
No one expected it really. After all, aforementioned Jeff is asian (Chinese!), possibly taller than Alex, but more likely on par with her magnificent height and not attending SFU or UBC. However, he is 20 (ooooh!) and takes jiu jit su and tae kwon do (that's right - *collective murmurs of vague appreciation*). However, back to the story: Alex is quite excited, Danyela quite amused - until Alex accuses her of vile things to Jeff!! Poor, innocent Danyela has been wrongly accused!!! Alex gets ansy, tells Jeff to call her house phone, ACCUSES aforementioned poor Danyela of LISTENING IN ON HER CONVERSATION!! When poor Danyela DID NOTHING!!
And then Danyela typed this post like the vindictive bitch she is.
It's another sunny day at Alex's house and Alex and her good friend Danyela are sitting down to do some homework before going to watch a Hockey game. All of a sudden *bring bring* Alex's cell phone goes off and breaks the quiet and stillness. Chaos reigns. On the phone is JEFF! Alex's current, possible, probable beau.
Audience: *Gasp*!
Narrator:
No one expected it really. After all, aforementioned Jeff is asian (Chinese!), possibly taller than Alex, but more likely on par with her magnificent height and not attending SFU or UBC. However, he is 20 (ooooh!) and takes jiu jit su and tae kwon do (that's right - *collective murmurs of vague appreciation*). However, back to the story: Alex is quite excited, Danyela quite amused - until Alex accuses her of vile things to Jeff!! Poor, innocent Danyela has been wrongly accused!!! Alex gets ansy, tells Jeff to call her house phone, ACCUSES aforementioned poor Danyela of LISTENING IN ON HER CONVERSATION!! When poor Danyela DID NOTHING!!
And then Danyela typed this post like the vindictive bitch she is.