The Conversation I Had With Google Today
Me: Oh Mighty Google! Please tell me what to do to heighten my low self-esteem!
Google: I have just the answer! Here, have a picture of a sunset.
Me: ...
Google: Don't you feel confident now? Aren't you inspired? You can write self-help books!
Me: The sun is setting. It's going down. It's lovely, it's far away, and I don't even know where to find it. In otherwords, it's unattainable, the day has expired, and I still can't say 'thanks' when people open doors for me and flail about when I try to do the same for others.
Google: But it's pretty! Look, a hispter has even glued an inspirational message from The Perks Of Being A Wallflower along the center. I pulled the image up from Tumblr!
Me: If I were more assertive I would tell you to get out. Instead, I'm going to visit Livejournal.
Google: I have just the answer! Here, have a picture of a sunset.
Me: ...
Google: Don't you feel confident now? Aren't you inspired? You can write self-help books!
Me: The sun is setting. It's going down. It's lovely, it's far away, and I don't even know where to find it. In otherwords, it's unattainable, the day has expired, and I still can't say 'thanks' when people open doors for me and flail about when I try to do the same for others.
Google: But it's pretty! Look, a hispter has even glued an inspirational message from The Perks Of Being A Wallflower along the center. I pulled the image up from Tumblr!
Me: If I were more assertive I would tell you to get out. Instead, I'm going to visit Livejournal.