Fireman
I don't hate my uncle. However, if he were to die in a fire, alone, my first thought would be to the safety of the firemen, followed by their children, and their little league coaches, and the contribution baseball has made to America, to the Dominican Republic, the problems Haiti has, being a neighbor to the Dominican Republic, and how zombies terrify me but the works of Max Brooks have prepared me for a solanum-based zombie attack. Then I would be annoyed at having to go to a funeral and pretend I didn't hate the deceased.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.