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I passed my driver's test AND pre-ged test all in one day. Michael Jackson will officially be coming to kill us on Monday, according to el dado nuevo.
Hilary Duff movies should not be allowed to cause my inner girl emotion to skyrocket. More importantly, I should not be allowed on the road. Ever.
My license says "515" under "weight" which I find more than a little accurate if not generous as we all know I'm well over 600.
Guacamole dorito chips with guacamole dip is kind of like a mexican party in my mouth without the fat greasy man that let's his crack hang out.
Elise and I are going to beat all of your asses this Halloween if we ever find the money to make our brilliant dreams come true.
In conclusion, my birthday is in a little over a month and I expect free drugs and guacamole from everyone this year. That is all.
Hilary Duff movies should not be allowed to cause my inner girl emotion to skyrocket. More importantly, I should not be allowed on the road. Ever.
My license says "515" under "weight" which I find more than a little accurate if not generous as we all know I'm well over 600.
Guacamole dorito chips with guacamole dip is kind of like a mexican party in my mouth without the fat greasy man that let's his crack hang out.
Elise and I are going to beat all of your asses this Halloween if we ever find the money to make our brilliant dreams come true.
In conclusion, my birthday is in a little over a month and I expect free drugs and guacamole from everyone this year. That is all.