I have bought you a present

[lemonjelly_]

But it's not a real present, really. It is mostly to make up for the fact that nobody really wants to hear about my life (I saw Regina Spektor, I'm back at work in half term, Poppy cut my hair last night - it was midnight and I was sitting in the bathtub. It is not a disaster. It is just shorter)

I did not make this - whoever did is somewhat of a god.