This just in...

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby!!!

If I were her, I'd ask my lawyers to check my contract with a fine-toothed comb to see if it mentions anything about "miraculous virgin birth".

Comments

[amuchmoreexotic]

Merry Christmas! Why haven't we heard from you for so long?

Hi Ben

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Sorry, I've be uh... busy. I'm on holiday right now which is great. Maybe see you on msn soon!

[lawschoolblues]

You sound like fun.

Hey its invader zim

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Compared to some people, I really am the most fun person on earth.