This is an actual job application but I made it an online quizzie
QUESTION #1: Why do you feel you'd be good at writing for young teenagers?
Later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone.
I said, “I was the cops and your husband's in jail. This state looks down on sodomy”. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age… What's my age again? What's my age again?
(Blink 182)
Yo, I am so down with the kidzzzzz...
QUESTION #2: What do you feel are the three funniest TV shows of all time?
Desperate Housewives, Scrubs and Survivor.
QUESTION #3: What are your favorite TV shows currently in production?
Grey’s anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Shortland Street.
QUESTION #4: What do you feel are the three funniest movies of all time?
Wayne’s world, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, the one that I’m writing (work in progress, untitled)
QUESTION #5: What were your three favorite childhood TV shows? (can be animated, or live-action)
Sesame Street, Captain Planet, Chatterbox
QUESTION #6: How do you feel about your writing being rewritten?
Kill those bastards! I mean, I am open to constructive input. Kill…
QUESTION #7: Do you have an agent? If so, what agency?
Yes, the CIA. I mean, no.
QUESTION #8: Are you a member of the WGA?
Yes all my friends are high-ups in the World Gambling Association. So hire me if you don’t want to find your limbs in the post.
QUESTION #9: What is the UNfunniest TV show you've ever seen that most people regarded as very funny?
America’s funniest home videos.
QUESTION #10: How do you feel about working late nights and weekends?
Yay, more money! For me!
QUESTION #11: Have you seen any current TV shows (live-action, not animated) aimed at tweens that you felt were particularly funny and/or well written?
Being Eve and I’m not biased at all.
QUESTION #12: Have you seen any current TV shows (live-action, not animated) aimed at tweens that you felt were terrible? If so, which ones?
That Hillary Duff one, because it was a total rip-off of Being Eve.
QUESTION #13: What are your main goals as a writer?
To tease and manipulate and earn lots of money in the process.
QUESTION #14: What really pisses you off? Your pet peeves.
Pretty easy going. Don’t really have any but I’ll just name a few that I encountered today: Insurance companies, people that walk slow in front of you, men in orange make-up, cats with no whiskers, sun shining directly in my eyes, star wars ringtone, people with star wars ringtones,… this was before midday. Shall I go on?
QUESTION #15: Have you seen any kids' TV shows that made YOU laugh? If so, which?
Being Eve. I laughed but maybe for the wrong reasons. Oh and anything with Jase and Thingee.
QUESTION #16: What are your three favorite restaurants in Los Angeles?
McDonalds, Subways and Pizza Hut.
QUESTION #17: Are you a Mac person or a Windows person?
Windows. I have trouble left clicking on Macs.
QUESTION #18: Who was the youngest man to hold the office of President of the United States?
Theodore Roosevelt?
QUESTION #19: You're late for work on a day when it's very important to be on time. You get in your car and realize your gas gauge is almost on empty. If you don't stop for gas, you can make it to work on time. But you know there's about a 50/50 chance you'll run out of gas on the way. What would you do?
Put it in third and keep going, you can potter around on it on near-empty for days.
QUESTION #20: What live-action (not cartoon) TV show aimed at tweens do you HOPE this job is for?
Red Shoe Diaries - the high school years.
QUESTION #21: Why do you want this job?
Money, money, money, money, MO-NEY!!!
Later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone.
I said, “I was the cops and your husband's in jail. This state looks down on sodomy”. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age… What's my age again? What's my age again?
(Blink 182)
Yo, I am so down with the kidzzzzz...
QUESTION #2: What do you feel are the three funniest TV shows of all time?
Desperate Housewives, Scrubs and Survivor.
QUESTION #3: What are your favorite TV shows currently in production?
Grey’s anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Shortland Street.
QUESTION #4: What do you feel are the three funniest movies of all time?
Wayne’s world, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, the one that I’m writing (work in progress, untitled)
QUESTION #5: What were your three favorite childhood TV shows? (can be animated, or live-action)
Sesame Street, Captain Planet, Chatterbox
QUESTION #6: How do you feel about your writing being rewritten?
Kill those bastards! I mean, I am open to constructive input. Kill…
QUESTION #7: Do you have an agent? If so, what agency?
Yes, the CIA. I mean, no.
QUESTION #8: Are you a member of the WGA?
Yes all my friends are high-ups in the World Gambling Association. So hire me if you don’t want to find your limbs in the post.
QUESTION #9: What is the UNfunniest TV show you've ever seen that most people regarded as very funny?
America’s funniest home videos.
QUESTION #10: How do you feel about working late nights and weekends?
Yay, more money! For me!
QUESTION #11: Have you seen any current TV shows (live-action, not animated) aimed at tweens that you felt were particularly funny and/or well written?
Being Eve and I’m not biased at all.
QUESTION #12: Have you seen any current TV shows (live-action, not animated) aimed at tweens that you felt were terrible? If so, which ones?
That Hillary Duff one, because it was a total rip-off of Being Eve.
QUESTION #13: What are your main goals as a writer?
To tease and manipulate and earn lots of money in the process.
QUESTION #14: What really pisses you off? Your pet peeves.
Pretty easy going. Don’t really have any but I’ll just name a few that I encountered today: Insurance companies, people that walk slow in front of you, men in orange make-up, cats with no whiskers, sun shining directly in my eyes, star wars ringtone, people with star wars ringtones,… this was before midday. Shall I go on?
QUESTION #15: Have you seen any kids' TV shows that made YOU laugh? If so, which?
Being Eve. I laughed but maybe for the wrong reasons. Oh and anything with Jase and Thingee.
QUESTION #16: What are your three favorite restaurants in Los Angeles?
McDonalds, Subways and Pizza Hut.
QUESTION #17: Are you a Mac person or a Windows person?
Windows. I have trouble left clicking on Macs.
QUESTION #18: Who was the youngest man to hold the office of President of the United States?
Theodore Roosevelt?
QUESTION #19: You're late for work on a day when it's very important to be on time. You get in your car and realize your gas gauge is almost on empty. If you don't stop for gas, you can make it to work on time. But you know there's about a 50/50 chance you'll run out of gas on the way. What would you do?
Put it in third and keep going, you can potter around on it on near-empty for days.
QUESTION #20: What live-action (not cartoon) TV show aimed at tweens do you HOPE this job is for?
Red Shoe Diaries - the high school years.
QUESTION #21: Why do you want this job?
Money, money, money, money, MO-NEY!!!