Genius. Pure, utter genius.
> > A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday, and
>as
> > they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he
> > decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, thoughtful, but
> > not too personal.
> >
> > Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to Harrods and bought a
> > dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
> > herself at the same time.
> >
> > During the wrapping, the shop assistant accidentally mixed up the items.
> >
> > The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.
> >
> > Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend
> > with the following note:
> >
> > "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
> > any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I
> > would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones
> > that are easier to remove. The shop assistant I bought them from showed me
> > the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they were
>hardly
> > soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and, although they were a
> > little tight they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps
> > to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she hasn't had to wash it since
> > she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt,
> > many other hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you
>again.
> > When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them
>away
> > as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
> > times my lips will kiss them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear
> > them for me on Friday night.
> >
> > All my love John
> >
> > P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
>showing
>as
> > they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he
> > decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, thoughtful, but
> > not too personal.
> >
> > Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to Harrods and bought a
> > dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
> > herself at the same time.
> >
> > During the wrapping, the shop assistant accidentally mixed up the items.
> >
> > The sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties.
> >
> > Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend
> > with the following note:
> >
> > "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
> > any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister, I
> > would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones
> > that are easier to remove. The shop assistant I bought them from showed me
> > the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they were
>hardly
> > soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and, although they were a
> > little tight they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps
> > to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she hasn't had to wash it since
> > she began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt,
> > many other hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you
>again.
> > When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them
>away
> > as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
> > times my lips will kiss them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear
> > them for me on Friday night.
> >
> > All my love John
> >
> > P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
>showing