kinda funny...
Stalking is illegal. lemondrops04 confronts witness_of_life.
witness_of_life is stalking lemondrops04
witness_of_life’s REAL name :
Landon Moroni
witness_of_life’s REAL DOB :
14th February 1980
Height :170 cm
Weight : 80.9 kg
witness_of_life has dreamt about you :
14 times
witness_of_life became interested in you :
28th February 2003
witness_of_life’s latest dream about you
witness_of_life dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how witness_of_life describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
witness_of_life’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
witness_of_life seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that witness_of_life uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst witness_of_life carved ‘lemondrops04′ into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I love you. Actually I know I love you. The ouijaboard said it was true. It told me to tell you that if you do not reciprocate my love you’ll get an arrow in the head.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
witness_of_life’s Police File
witness_of_life can be quite pleasant when he’s not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork.
Testimonies about witness_of_life
fluteplaya1804 - Worn out Musician
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill witness_of_life!’
thatclarinetgrl - Marathon Munt
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
rocheforte_rose - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I used to love witness_of_life. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
guitarchick545 - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of witness_of_life right beside the definition.’
don't worry andrew, i still love you. and i will call you tomorrow. my phone didn't get your voicemail until like 10:30.