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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base, Are belong to you.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & drive.
Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.
A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax.
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
I see fragged people
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0; - returned 0 results.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
"Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button."
What?!? I'm NOT A Dork...Just Special! (on a really dorky hat).
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard.
Monopoly's just a game son, I'm trying to control the f***ing world!
Whoa! I can submit my prayers via html based forms!
ACs are like computers; both work fine until you open Windows!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Use The Best... Linux for Servers, Mac for Graphics, Palm for Mobility, Windows for Solitaire.
Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are.
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
UNIX is user friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are.
I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base, Are belong to you.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & drive.
Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.
A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax.
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
I see fragged people
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0; - returned 0 results.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
"Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button."
What?!? I'm NOT A Dork...Just Special! (on a really dorky hat).
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard.
Monopoly's just a game son, I'm trying to control the f***ing world!
Whoa! I can submit my prayers via html based forms!
ACs are like computers; both work fine until you open Windows!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Use The Best... Linux for Servers, Mac for Graphics, Palm for Mobility, Windows for Solitaire.
Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are.
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
UNIX is user friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are.
I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.