omegle and me

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: word.
Stranger: ??
You: confused already?
You: me too.
You: i'm over it.
Stranger: y shud i b?
You: your spelling is horrible.
You: absolutely terrible.
Stranger: it savs tym
You: i've got nanoseconds to spare
Stranger: asl
Stranger: roket scintist or wat?
You: irelevent information
You: graphic design student and grammar/spelling addict
Stranger: haha
Stranger: grammar/spelling addict
Stranger: bad kustomer
You: customer has a 'c'
Stranger: i did dat on purpoze
You: i know. and i corrected you on purpose.
Stranger: m bored.... random pugnacious stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: somteimeidjsh
You: me too
Stranger: thank god.
You: i know! such a relief :D
Stranger: you a pumpkin?
You: only on wednesdays. the rest of the time i'm a llama
Stranger: ........marry me?
You: when?! :D
Stranger: NOW.
You: hot diggity dog! i accept your offer and raise you a lightbulb!
Stranger: wait wati wait
Stranger: wait
Stranger: do you have a penis or a vagina?
You: both. but now tell me which one i keep in the bedside table...
Stranger: caterpillar.
Your conversational partner has disconnected