My trip to Chi-town and Sweeney Todd
HAYYYY!
I just got back from the premire of Sweeney Todd, LOVED IT.
Anyways, time to tell you of my journey.
So anyways, here's the predicament:
I get off at work at 10.
Sweeney Todd is at 12. In Chicago.
This is the story of how I made it there at 11:58.
So anyways, I tell my manager to drop me from taking tables at 9, and I do my sidework like a madman.
What usually takes me a half an hour is finished in just a few minutes.
I run out, get in the car, go home, change, and speed off.
On the way just before to see Val, I see these ADORABLE drunk gay guys,and I mean A-DOR-A-BLE. They sit right next to me and chat with me and hug me and kiss my hand and they are just awesome. Then Val gets on and get this... SHE KNOWS THEM. Gowd, like, Val must know every queer in Chicago. Anyways, I got one of their names, George, the other ones escapes me. Anyways yeah, cute guys, loved them, even though I only talked to them for 10 minutes. But they totally made my day.
Anyways, so YAY, we get to Chicago and run into the theater.
I know, what a story. ANYWAYS, NOW ABOUT THE MOVIE
Ok...
OK WTF WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE?
I MEAN WHAT? I have NEVER seen Johnny Dizzle die in any other movie except Nightmare on Elm street, when he was JUST starting. Does this signify the ending of Depps acting carrer?! I was like "OMG NO WAI DON'T KILL DEPP!" I couldn't watch. It was horrible.
That pain was just the grand finale of horrors, seeing both Carter AND MOTHERFUCKING Rickman die. DAMN WTF. And like, BRUTALLY too. That was just too much yo. I dunno if I could watch the movie again, knowing that my beloveds have to face such a fate.
And UGH I totally paired up Carter and Depp.... Depp had become such a FAG in that movie, srsly, she was totally like "CMON SWEENEY LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE HOT WILD SEX" And Depps all like, "SORRIE LOVETT THIS IS A TIM BURTON FILM, WE CAN'T MAKE STEAMY LOVE, AS I AM A BROODY ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT MY WIFE IS DEAD/BATSHIT INSANE"
Ugh but I loved the song where Lovett is fantasizing her ideal life with Todd and he's just all broody and she looks FAR too crazy to be wearing those cutsey dresses.
They should have fucked.
And Alan Rikman was sort of sexy in that film. Shut up.
~Toodles
~*Pandora*~
I just got back from the premire of Sweeney Todd, LOVED IT.
Anyways, time to tell you of my journey.
So anyways, here's the predicament:
I get off at work at 10.
Sweeney Todd is at 12. In Chicago.
This is the story of how I made it there at 11:58.
So anyways, I tell my manager to drop me from taking tables at 9, and I do my sidework like a madman.
What usually takes me a half an hour is finished in just a few minutes.
I run out, get in the car, go home, change, and speed off.
On the way just before to see Val, I see these ADORABLE drunk gay guys,and I mean A-DOR-A-BLE. They sit right next to me and chat with me and hug me and kiss my hand and they are just awesome. Then Val gets on and get this... SHE KNOWS THEM. Gowd, like, Val must know every queer in Chicago. Anyways, I got one of their names, George, the other ones escapes me. Anyways yeah, cute guys, loved them, even though I only talked to them for 10 minutes. But they totally made my day.
Anyways, so YAY, we get to Chicago and run into the theater.
I know, what a story. ANYWAYS, NOW ABOUT THE MOVIE
Ok...
OK WTF WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE?
I MEAN WHAT? I have NEVER seen Johnny Dizzle die in any other movie except Nightmare on Elm street, when he was JUST starting. Does this signify the ending of Depps acting carrer?! I was like "OMG NO WAI DON'T KILL DEPP!" I couldn't watch. It was horrible.
That pain was just the grand finale of horrors, seeing both Carter AND MOTHERFUCKING Rickman die. DAMN WTF. And like, BRUTALLY too. That was just too much yo. I dunno if I could watch the movie again, knowing that my beloveds have to face such a fate.
And UGH I totally paired up Carter and Depp.... Depp had become such a FAG in that movie, srsly, she was totally like "CMON SWEENEY LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE HOT WILD SEX" And Depps all like, "SORRIE LOVETT THIS IS A TIM BURTON FILM, WE CAN'T MAKE STEAMY LOVE, AS I AM A BROODY ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT MY WIFE IS DEAD/BATSHIT INSANE"
Ugh but I loved the song where Lovett is fantasizing her ideal life with Todd and he's just all broody and she looks FAR too crazy to be wearing those cutsey dresses.
They should have fucked.
And Alan Rikman was sort of sexy in that film. Shut up.
~Toodles
~*Pandora*~