STOLEN FROM THE DYKE
(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them.
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people.
By doing this, I realized I am a fucking graverobber. All the men I want are older than 40
1.
STEPHEN FUCKING COLBERT
The Colbert Report hooked me. But everything he's been in makes me hard. If he offered to have sex with me, he'd be completely nude before he could get the first word out. He is 100 percent man and the most American thing I have ever seen in my life, and I bet his rod of Justice would paint me red white and blue with American pride.
2.
JOHNNY BIGPENIS DEPP
I was one of those trads to fell in love with him once I saw POTC... I had never seen any of his other movies before that. But if I had to do him in costume of any of his movies, it would have to be Sleepy Hallow, the sexiness alone could be enough to empregnante someone.
And lets face it, everyone is gay for Depp.
3.
HUGH LAURIE OMG HOT OLD MAN
Of course, like all Americans, I fell for Hugh when he played the famous jackass, House. But seriously, he is such a fucking fox. And it's amazing, because hes almost 50, old enough to be my dad, and I'd do him in a heartbeat. The fact that he, A. Can act in and do basically anything and B. Ages like fine wine, makes him freakin amazing. He actually got HOTTER with age.
4.
ADRIAN EDMONDSON (preferably in the 80s)
Of course The Young Ones got me into him, but believe it or not, I even find his potbellied, bald headed, and thick glasses version of Ade in the 90s very sexy. I would do him strictly for his personality (aside from Vyv, I'd do him for his good looks too), and because I have this odd hunch hes amazing in bed. I don't care, I just find him FUCKING HOT.
And of course if you're gonna fuck Ade, you're gonna want to do...
5.
RIK MAYALL (also, preferably in the 80s)
God damn british fetish. I fell for him in The Young Ones also. It was the pigtails, most def the pigtails. I put him last becuse I wouldn't do him in too many of his other roles (aside from Drop Dead Fred), just because he seriously fucked his hair. Once he hit the 90s his appearance took a bit of a nosedive (but his acting was still hilarious), granted, I'd probably still do him today, for bragging rights.
I TAGGGGUUUHHHH
Exit, Lucy, Brodsky, Emily, andddduhmmmmm HURRRR.... Janice.
DO IT.
~Toodles
~*Pandora*~
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them.
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people.
By doing this, I realized I am a fucking graverobber. All the men I want are older than 40
1.
STEPHEN FUCKING COLBERT
The Colbert Report hooked me. But everything he's been in makes me hard. If he offered to have sex with me, he'd be completely nude before he could get the first word out. He is 100 percent man and the most American thing I have ever seen in my life, and I bet his rod of Justice would paint me red white and blue with American pride.
2.
JOHNNY BIGPENIS DEPP
I was one of those trads to fell in love with him once I saw POTC... I had never seen any of his other movies before that. But if I had to do him in costume of any of his movies, it would have to be Sleepy Hallow, the sexiness alone could be enough to empregnante someone.
And lets face it, everyone is gay for Depp.
3.
HUGH LAURIE OMG HOT OLD MAN
Of course, like all Americans, I fell for Hugh when he played the famous jackass, House. But seriously, he is such a fucking fox. And it's amazing, because hes almost 50, old enough to be my dad, and I'd do him in a heartbeat. The fact that he, A. Can act in and do basically anything and B. Ages like fine wine, makes him freakin amazing. He actually got HOTTER with age.
4.
ADRIAN EDMONDSON (preferably in the 80s)
Of course The Young Ones got me into him, but believe it or not, I even find his potbellied, bald headed, and thick glasses version of Ade in the 90s very sexy. I would do him strictly for his personality (aside from Vyv, I'd do him for his good looks too), and because I have this odd hunch hes amazing in bed. I don't care, I just find him FUCKING HOT.
And of course if you're gonna fuck Ade, you're gonna want to do...
5.
RIK MAYALL (also, preferably in the 80s)
God damn british fetish. I fell for him in The Young Ones also. It was the pigtails, most def the pigtails. I put him last becuse I wouldn't do him in too many of his other roles (aside from Drop Dead Fred), just because he seriously fucked his hair. Once he hit the 90s his appearance took a bit of a nosedive (but his acting was still hilarious), granted, I'd probably still do him today, for bragging rights.
I TAGGGGUUUHHHH
Exit, Lucy, Brodsky, Emily, andddduhmmmmm HURRRR.... Janice.
DO IT.
~Toodles
~*Pandora*~