[14] Bad Dog 1/?
Bad Dog 1/?
Pairing: minkey
Rating: g
Word Count: 903w
Summary: Minho and Kibum decided that their little house would be a lot more lively with a duo of small puppies. And now it's too lively.
Note: small, dumb drabbles based on the wonderful dog-shaming. In this story, Jjong is a welsh corgi pup, and Taetae is a shitzu. Because. ♥ to linnhe for encouragement and inane gchat conversations talking about jongtae pups.
futon adventures:
Taetae likes adventures. He likes excitement, lint, and he loves hiding from his daddies. Especially on days where Jjong, the other dog, has been a relatively good, and his daddies are just laying on the couch pressing their mouths together. Taetae doesn’t like it when they get that comfortable. He rather keep them on their toes.
After the mattress incident, the blonde daddy, the pretty one, doesn't allow him into the bedroom alone. Taetae doesn't know why but it's just another reason why he has to go in the bedroom and play. What Taetae loves the most about the room is crawling under the person bed and eating stray pieces of lint. They taste chewy and like dirt and it makes him happy.
However one day, Taetae was surprised to see a new style of person bed in the room. This one was much lower and it excited him. Sniffing gingerly around the metal frame, he toed into the space, nose intent on finding some delicious lint. Right when he was almost all the way under the bed, his foot became stuck.
Taetae whimpered in irritation. He wanted to explore! But this foot was caught! What was he to do? After a few moments of futile struggling he finally wore himself down. With a few sleepy blinks, the young pup gradually fell into an exhausted nap, leg half tangled.
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Taetae was still partially dozing when his ears perked at a slight sound. It sounded like his daddies. They were coming to rescue him! Still groggy from his nap, Taetae decided to wait quietly, like the good puppy he believed he was, until the tall daddy rescued him. He could see their feet from underneath the bed and they seemed to be stumbling around together. He jumped back slightly as his daddies crashed into a wall, whimpering and throwing their person clothes on the ground.
Taetae was confused, why would they be wrestling on the wall? His daddies were now heading towards the bed, the sounds of heavy breathing and licking filling the room confused the young pup. And then one of the daddies jumped on top of the bed, slightly jarring the whole frame.
The little shitzu yipped, the sudden movement scared him. His daddies stilled from above, no longer making funny sounds and no longer throwing away person clothes. Taetae yipped again before crying slightly, wanting out of the small space.
His daddies cursed before slowly getting up off the bed, careful to not scare him. He could see their feet around the bed, circling it before the face of the big-eyed daddy came into his view. He wasn't wearing any clothes and he looked red-faced, like he was angry, but that didn't bother Taetae because he was so desperate to free himself.
The pup cried again and wagged his little tail, giving his best sad expression in hopes that he won't get into trouble. The big-eyed daddy tutted slightly before reaching a gentle hand out to untangle his leg and scoop him out.
"Bad dog," he murmured, cradling the small pup near his chest. "What did we tell you about hiding under the bed? Kibummie thinks he near killed you."
Taetae happily licked his daddy's nose, his adventure underneath the bed nearly forgotten. He was excited to go outside and play with Jjong, maybe dig a hole in the blonde daddy's garden. The tall daddy sighed and gently set him on the couch before he ran back to the bedroom.]
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bunny poop:
Minho didn't know why Kibum agreed to take care of Ontokki, especially since their small house was currently being taken over by dog problem after dog problem, but the blonde did, and quickly grew attached to the small fluffy critter.
Jjong and Taetae seemed taken to it as well, often sniffing and curling up next to the bunny in a strange gesture of affection. For a short while, the small rabbit entranced the puppies, soothed their often erratic behavior and Minho appreciated the short respite.
However one day he woke up and was bombarded by Taetae's angry little yips. He rubbed his eyes and staggered towards the living room to see what got the little shitzu in such a fit.
He was unsurprised to find the bunny calmly sitting on the couch, nonchalant towards Taetae's noise, chewing on what appeared to be a stray piece of yarn from Kibum's latest collection. Nothing seemed to phase the small creature.
Minho was, however, very surprised to find Jjong in Ontokki's cage. How the little corgi managed to fit himself in there was one thing, what he was chewing on was another.
"Jjong, how did you even--nevermind. Let's get you out of there boy," murmured Minho as he bent down to unlatch the rabbit cage. "What are you eating? Are you eating Tokki's food?"
Jjong excitedly licked Minho's hand, coughed slightly, and spat up some brown residue on it. Minho then noticed that Jjong's breath was more foul than usual.
"Oh my damn, Jjong! Is this bunny poop?" Minho screeched as he fell backwards and landed on his ass. The little dog hopped on Minho's chest, licked his face and then darted to the bedroom. Little brown pawprints trailed after him, staining the carpet.
"Jjong, No!" yelled Minho as he scrambled after the small pup. Ontokki continued chewing on the yarn, not a care in the world.
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Pairing: minkey
Rating: g
Word Count: 903w
Summary: Minho and Kibum decided that their little house would be a lot more lively with a duo of small puppies. And now it's too lively.
Note: small, dumb drabbles based on the wonderful dog-shaming. In this story, Jjong is a welsh corgi pup, and Taetae is a shitzu. Because. ♥ to linnhe for encouragement and inane gchat conversations talking about jongtae pups.
futon adventures:
Taetae likes adventures. He likes excitement, lint, and he loves hiding from his daddies. Especially on days where Jjong, the other dog, has been a relatively good, and his daddies are just laying on the couch pressing their mouths together. Taetae doesn’t like it when they get that comfortable. He rather keep them on their toes.
After the mattress incident, the blonde daddy, the pretty one, doesn't allow him into the bedroom alone. Taetae doesn't know why but it's just another reason why he has to go in the bedroom and play. What Taetae loves the most about the room is crawling under the person bed and eating stray pieces of lint. They taste chewy and like dirt and it makes him happy.
However one day, Taetae was surprised to see a new style of person bed in the room. This one was much lower and it excited him. Sniffing gingerly around the metal frame, he toed into the space, nose intent on finding some delicious lint. Right when he was almost all the way under the bed, his foot became stuck.
Taetae whimpered in irritation. He wanted to explore! But this foot was caught! What was he to do? After a few moments of futile struggling he finally wore himself down. With a few sleepy blinks, the young pup gradually fell into an exhausted nap, leg half tangled.
--
Taetae was still partially dozing when his ears perked at a slight sound. It sounded like his daddies. They were coming to rescue him! Still groggy from his nap, Taetae decided to wait quietly, like the good puppy he believed he was, until the tall daddy rescued him. He could see their feet from underneath the bed and they seemed to be stumbling around together. He jumped back slightly as his daddies crashed into a wall, whimpering and throwing their person clothes on the ground.
Taetae was confused, why would they be wrestling on the wall? His daddies were now heading towards the bed, the sounds of heavy breathing and licking filling the room confused the young pup. And then one of the daddies jumped on top of the bed, slightly jarring the whole frame.
The little shitzu yipped, the sudden movement scared him. His daddies stilled from above, no longer making funny sounds and no longer throwing away person clothes. Taetae yipped again before crying slightly, wanting out of the small space.
His daddies cursed before slowly getting up off the bed, careful to not scare him. He could see their feet around the bed, circling it before the face of the big-eyed daddy came into his view. He wasn't wearing any clothes and he looked red-faced, like he was angry, but that didn't bother Taetae because he was so desperate to free himself.
The pup cried again and wagged his little tail, giving his best sad expression in hopes that he won't get into trouble. The big-eyed daddy tutted slightly before reaching a gentle hand out to untangle his leg and scoop him out.
"Bad dog," he murmured, cradling the small pup near his chest. "What did we tell you about hiding under the bed? Kibummie thinks he near killed you."
Taetae happily licked his daddy's nose, his adventure underneath the bed nearly forgotten. He was excited to go outside and play with Jjong, maybe dig a hole in the blonde daddy's garden. The tall daddy sighed and gently set him on the couch before he ran back to the bedroom.]
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bunny poop:
Minho didn't know why Kibum agreed to take care of Ontokki, especially since their small house was currently being taken over by dog problem after dog problem, but the blonde did, and quickly grew attached to the small fluffy critter.
Jjong and Taetae seemed taken to it as well, often sniffing and curling up next to the bunny in a strange gesture of affection. For a short while, the small rabbit entranced the puppies, soothed their often erratic behavior and Minho appreciated the short respite.
However one day he woke up and was bombarded by Taetae's angry little yips. He rubbed his eyes and staggered towards the living room to see what got the little shitzu in such a fit.
He was unsurprised to find the bunny calmly sitting on the couch, nonchalant towards Taetae's noise, chewing on what appeared to be a stray piece of yarn from Kibum's latest collection. Nothing seemed to phase the small creature.
Minho was, however, very surprised to find Jjong in Ontokki's cage. How the little corgi managed to fit himself in there was one thing, what he was chewing on was another.
"Jjong, how did you even--nevermind. Let's get you out of there boy," murmured Minho as he bent down to unlatch the rabbit cage. "What are you eating? Are you eating Tokki's food?"
Jjong excitedly licked Minho's hand, coughed slightly, and spat up some brown residue on it. Minho then noticed that Jjong's breath was more foul than usual.
"Oh my damn, Jjong! Is this bunny poop?" Minho screeched as he fell backwards and landed on his ass. The little dog hopped on Minho's chest, licked his face and then darted to the bedroom. Little brown pawprints trailed after him, staining the carpet.
"Jjong, No!" yelled Minho as he scrambled after the small pup. Ontokki continued chewing on the yarn, not a care in the world.
♥ Inspired by this submission.