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Dec 07, 2010 14:31




Hi, It’s me, Elliott. I know I’ve been contacting you a lot lately, but things just don’t seem to be going my way. It’s like, no matter how polite I am to my humans, they don’t seem to want to give me any carrots. Maggie keeps telling me it’s just because she’s been really busy with her six-day-old daughter, but I don’t really buy that.

I mean, sure, the little tiny human is kinda cute… but she’s also really loud! And smelly! And just plain annoying! And I’m ACTUALLY cute! And quiet! And all I want is some carrots, and I really don’t think that’s too much to ask for. Maybe you can help me out on this one, C.B.? Pretty pretty please?
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