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[lemmata]

My teeth have been hurting to the point I want to pull them out of my head.

If this were Star Trek, Dr. Crusher would beam my teeth into the right position.

Comments

[jennybunny]

Think about how much it would hurt if you were a vampire. Do you know how hard it is to seduce a young maiden into submission when you've got braces?

[lemmata]

Yes, my girlfriend has already ordered me that shirt.

[jennybunny]

Hooray!

Girlfriend? WHAT? AWESOME.