I GOT MY DRIVER'S LISCENCE
here's what else is new:
- mr. zerby threatened to tether himself to the flagpole outside of school in an act of protest against the school board. i supported the idea, however he got served, and was told to leave and never come back. the new art teacher doesn't hoard extra materials and doesn't call his students' projects 'lame,' so in other words, he doesn't quite have that pizazz that zerby had. however, his wife is exceptionally hot.
- janelle peed down a slide at canal basin.
- ali mcnally and i exchanged digits, and because she is aZn, i am expecting to receive fashion tips.
- morgan and i were too fat to go to northern cambria, so we drove around, and ended up seeing billy bob thorton and camaren from the current season of the real world.
- i suck at punctuality.
- i received a letter from harvard today, congratulating me on my academic acheivements. i think they had the wrong house.
- tomorrow dutch is 19, and i'm making him dirt cake. i also wrapped one of his presents with lindsay lohan's boobs.
