You know when you're on your way to the Land of Sleepy Wonderfulness, that funny place you float around in before you go, all half-asleep and half-awake? The kewlest stuff pops into your head then, doesn't it? Okay, so I'll go right to bed after this, but have you guys ever wondered for a moment:
What if Peter Parker had been bitten by a genetically altered dung beetle instead of that spider?
Well, for starters, he wouldn't be able to sneak up on anyone anymore; and I'll wager that good 'ol M.J. won't be asking Peter for any more upside-down kisses in the rain. He'd bowl the bad guys over in one big, nasty strike! He might not be able to crawl up the sides of buildings, but if something smells not-quite-right, Peter will be there, ready to save the day. :D
Okay, I have to get back upstairs now - why do these things always pop up at such funny times, anyway? 'Nighty-night, Fellow Frodo Fans!
Lembas :)