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[lello_lollipop]

I'VE NEVER:
(_) BEEN DRUNK
(X) SMOKED POT
(_) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) RIDEN IN A TAXI
(_) HAD ANAL SEX
(_) BEEN IN LOVE
(X) HAD SEX
(X) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) BEEN DUMPED
(_) SHOPLIFTED
(_) BEEN FIRED
(_) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) BEEN ARRESTED
(_) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) BEEN MARRIED
(X) BEEN DIVORCED
(X) HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) POSED NUDE
(x) GOTTEN SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(x) HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN 24 HOURS
(X) HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NAME I DID NOT KNOW
(X) TAPED A SOAP OPERA (INCLUDING NITE TIME DRAMAS)