Mar 27, 2006 23:00
I just LOVE that new Dairy Queen commercial. The one with the Asian couple sharing an ice cream and daydreaming about the birth of their baby :D I love the wife's, it's funny. She imagines her husband giving birth to their kid while she just stands there filming it! xD
Doctor: C'mon Mr. Li! Give it all you've got!
Mr. Li: *looks at his wife* YOU DID THIS TO ME!!
HILARIOUS.
Oh, and I had a dream about *cringes* Paris Hilton. You know how she's got this new show, I think it's called The Simple Life 2 or something and she and that other girl are supposed to get back home on their own? Well, I dreamt that they got lost here in San Antonio and we (my sister and I) just happened to be in the area so they came up to us.
Paris: Hi, I'm Paris Hilton. We're lost and out of gas, can you please give us some gas money?
Me: Who are you?
Paris: Paris, Paris Hilton. You know, from The Simple Life?
Me: Oh, I don't like you.
Paris: Wha? WHY?! *pissed*
Me: You're annoying.
Paris: You know what, YOU'RE A BITCH!! BLAH BLAH BLAH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!! BLAH BLAH BLAH...
Me: *walks away*
Yeeeeeeah. I seriously do not like Paris Hilton. UGH.
Today was good though. I might get my own bass soon and I spent much of the day going from Japanese gay porn site to Japanese gay porn site watching samples of the latest releases. ♥