Vagina? Vagina!
From otf_wank:
Please tell me about your vagina, everyone.
1.My vagina speaks twelve languages and was almost a sex therapist.
2.Mine is an ordinary body part by day, a caped crusader by night!
3.Mine has an IQ of 200ish, speaks 5 different languages, and has a giant cock!
...wait.
4.Mine eats children and small animals. :)
5.Mine wants to share its thoughts about yaoi.
6.The real question is, "If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?" (The answer is something machine washable, according to the Vagina Monologues. Duh!)
7.Mine is so goth it spends its free time bartending. In the dark.
8.My vagina is pastede on yay!
9.My vagina traveled the world, owned many businesses, drove a porche, had a yacht, mansion, it was perfect... and now it dead from cock.
10.My labia fight crime.
11.My vagina includes Quebec.
12.Mine smokes like a whore in jail, likes to eat pineapple ice cream and thinks you are interrogating it (it is gender confused) from the wrong perspective. She also went to Iraq.
13.My vagina is bleeding. D:
Hey, so is mine! She's an emo cutter.
14.My vagina is too good for you.
Or so she says.
15.My vagina is being oppressed!
16.My vagina shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
17. mine is sparkly and ALWAYS speaks the truth!
18.My vagina wishes that everybody else's vaginas would stop flapping their lips and learn to get along.
19.My vagina enjoys romantic movies and long walks on the beach. Also, flamethrowers.
20.All your base are belong to MY vagina.
21.My vagina likes to cosplay.
Badly.
22.My vagina likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
But it's not into yoga.
23.My vagina is pissed off over the missing cherries in its pint of Cherry Garcia.
24.My vagina is actually a miniature black hole.
25.My vagina was disappointed by the identity of the Carver in the third season finale of NIP/TUCK, but she accepts that the Sean/Christian homoeroticism made up for it.
26.My vagina has penis issues.
27.My vagina does not understand the venom cock as men do.
Please tell me about your vagina, everyone.
1.My vagina speaks twelve languages and was almost a sex therapist.
2.Mine is an ordinary body part by day, a caped crusader by night!
3.Mine has an IQ of 200ish, speaks 5 different languages, and has a giant cock!
...wait.
4.Mine eats children and small animals. :)
5.Mine wants to share its thoughts about yaoi.
6.The real question is, "If your vagina got dressed, what would it wear?" (The answer is something machine washable, according to the Vagina Monologues. Duh!)
7.Mine is so goth it spends its free time bartending. In the dark.
8.My vagina is pastede on yay!
9.My vagina traveled the world, owned many businesses, drove a porche, had a yacht, mansion, it was perfect... and now it dead from cock.
10.My labia fight crime.
11.My vagina includes Quebec.
12.Mine smokes like a whore in jail, likes to eat pineapple ice cream and thinks you are interrogating it (it is gender confused) from the wrong perspective. She also went to Iraq.
13.My vagina is bleeding. D:
Hey, so is mine! She's an emo cutter.
14.My vagina is too good for you.
Or so she says.
15.My vagina is being oppressed!
16.My vagina shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
17. mine is sparkly and ALWAYS speaks the truth!
18.My vagina wishes that everybody else's vaginas would stop flapping their lips and learn to get along.
19.My vagina enjoys romantic movies and long walks on the beach. Also, flamethrowers.
20.All your base are belong to MY vagina.
21.My vagina likes to cosplay.
Badly.
22.My vagina likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
But it's not into yoga.
23.My vagina is pissed off over the missing cherries in its pint of Cherry Garcia.
24.My vagina is actually a miniature black hole.
25.My vagina was disappointed by the identity of the Carver in the third season finale of NIP/TUCK, but she accepts that the Sean/Christian homoeroticism made up for it.
26.My vagina has penis issues.
27.My vagina does not understand the venom cock as men do.