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Nov 17, 2005 21:59

Ya know serious bathroom-deconstruction and restructuring is going on when you're being almost directly ordered to sleep over at boyfriends place, because there won't be any access to a functioning bathroom at home (I hope it's okay with you, sweetie - I'll go home sometime before you leave for the concert, that won't be a problem).

Kjetil is completely throwing away our entire loo - the poo-tank, the toilet itself, and all its piping. Since they sold it, we've got to scrub everything as clean as we can, which means donning surgical gloves, rubber gloves on top of that, a hat (because I'm freakishly afraid of getting poo-particles in my hair) and something to plug our noses with. Obviously everything will be hosed clear before we start with soap and water, but. It speaks for itself, doesn't it?

On the other hand - a proper toilet! Without flies! Without smell! Without having to pour down hot water every other week to wash down the stuck lumps of urine and crap!

FLUSHING WATER! PORCELAIN! HYGIENE! NO MORE DRAFT AROUND MY BUM WHEN I PEE!

I'm so excited. Don't laugh because I really am. Reeeaaally. You would be too.
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