how do you do?

[leisureanimal]

this isn't a poem either
this is a list
and it is just how I do:

I graduated from college
I cut my hair
I spend so much time with the gentleman
I spend so much time in my car
I am more social than I've been in years
I work out three times a week
I eat the southern cooking
I get all crunk up in the club
I apply for jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs
I keep library books until they are very overdue
I digress
I can't believe things are going this well
I can't believe how scary it all is right now
I keep breathing