an assortment of juices
finish these sentences:
1)My uncle once: talk about a biggest penis contest he once witnessed at a gay bar.
2)Never in my life: will i work in a cubicle.
3)When I was five: i thought i was a ninja.
4)High School was: annoying and amazing at the same time.
5)I will never forget: how i used to love limp bizkit in the 8th grade.
6)I once met: sinbad
7)There’s this girl I know who: is so amazing, and actually likes me back!
8)Once, at a bar: i tried to buy cigarettes for mike, and all the old mexican men stared at me.
9)By noon I’m usually: sleeping or at school.
10)Last night: i didnt make a mess like i usually do.
11)If I only had: a car that didnt use gas.
12)Next time I go to church: i will feel guilty.
13)Terry Schiavo: was a brave hero. hehe
14)What worries me most: is being boring.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: college students on computers, listening to ipods.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: more college students
17)You know I’m lying when: i smile too much.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: sharp haircuts and dance music, oh wait...
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: an apparition.
20)By this time next year: the smashing pumpkins will be reunited and tupac will be back.
21)A better name for me would be: margot.
22)I have a hard time understanding: our fucking society, man.
23)If I ever go back to school I’ll: make livejounral posts instead of doing homework.
24)You know I like you if: i make you mixed cds.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: dlo and her brothers.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are coming back like tupac in 2006?
27)Take my advice, never: go to school in the OC
28)My ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs with fried torillas, fried potatoes, turkey bacon, and waffles.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: daughter by pearl jam.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: staying away from the spectrum on friday nights.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are cool, i guess.
32)Why won’t anyone: give me what i want for doing nothing.
33)If you spend the night at my house: i am not giving up my bed to you, unless your name means "pains" in spanish.
34)I’d stop my wedding for: rock n' roll!
35)The world could do without: white people holding on to their power.
36)I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to you recite lines from family guy, south park, or napoleon dynamite.
37)My favorite blonde is: rupaul.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: underwear.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: telling stories that go nowhere.
40) And by the way: i always thought you were kinda stupid. (after march)
41) The last time I was drunk, I: was a different person.
1)My uncle once: talk about a biggest penis contest he once witnessed at a gay bar.
2)Never in my life: will i work in a cubicle.
3)When I was five: i thought i was a ninja.
4)High School was: annoying and amazing at the same time.
5)I will never forget: how i used to love limp bizkit in the 8th grade.
6)I once met: sinbad
7)There’s this girl I know who: is so amazing, and actually likes me back!
8)Once, at a bar: i tried to buy cigarettes for mike, and all the old mexican men stared at me.
9)By noon I’m usually: sleeping or at school.
10)Last night: i didnt make a mess like i usually do.
11)If I only had: a car that didnt use gas.
12)Next time I go to church: i will feel guilty.
13)Terry Schiavo: was a brave hero. hehe
14)What worries me most: is being boring.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: college students on computers, listening to ipods.
16)When I turn my head right, I see: more college students
17)You know I’m lying when: i smile too much.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: sharp haircuts and dance music, oh wait...
19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: an apparition.
20)By this time next year: the smashing pumpkins will be reunited and tupac will be back.
21)A better name for me would be: margot.
22)I have a hard time understanding: our fucking society, man.
23)If I ever go back to school I’ll: make livejounral posts instead of doing homework.
24)You know I like you if: i make you mixed cds.
25)If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: dlo and her brothers.
26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are coming back like tupac in 2006?
27)Take my advice, never: go to school in the OC
28)My ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs with fried torillas, fried potatoes, turkey bacon, and waffles.
29)A song I love, but do not have is: daughter by pearl jam.
30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest: staying away from the spectrum on friday nights.
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are cool, i guess.
32)Why won’t anyone: give me what i want for doing nothing.
33)If you spend the night at my house: i am not giving up my bed to you, unless your name means "pains" in spanish.
34)I’d stop my wedding for: rock n' roll!
35)The world could do without: white people holding on to their power.
36)I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to you recite lines from family guy, south park, or napoleon dynamite.
37)My favorite blonde is: rupaul.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: underwear.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: telling stories that go nowhere.
40) And by the way: i always thought you were kinda stupid. (after march)
41) The last time I was drunk, I: was a different person.