Laughter isn't just good medicine, it's good stress relief!
I have to laugh... I have to laugh so hard that I'll cry for hours. My grandmother really has no love for my family or I, nor does she have any love for my future husband ( but we could care less). Her first comment is that she doesn't want to attend the ceremony, (on board a cruise ship) now she's telling her sisters and brothers that my to be is living with us, and that we're looking for a place to send her so he can move in completely.
Now.... I really want to know from those who know me, who in their right mind would believe that I would be as.. callous, evil, and as disrespectful as to tell the old woman to get the hell out so my future husband could move in? One, he'd be in my room so she still has hers, two this place is big enough for 6 of is if needed, three why the hell would I move in ( even though I love him as much as I do) with him if I'm getting paid to sit around, clean my house and take care of my mom? Really? It doesn't make sense to me how she could come up with something that.... wild for our family.... the other thing! My parents would FORCE us to get married before he moved in. There'd be no two ways about it... we can't sleep in the same room with out some sort of watchful eye on us.
So yeah... funny rant over. I'm still laughing... and I will continue laughing at her, because it's now the only way I know to deal with her crap. If I let it get to me she wins... and I'm never going to let her win again..... so on with the laughter!
Now.... I really want to know from those who know me, who in their right mind would believe that I would be as.. callous, evil, and as disrespectful as to tell the old woman to get the hell out so my future husband could move in? One, he'd be in my room so she still has hers, two this place is big enough for 6 of is if needed, three why the hell would I move in ( even though I love him as much as I do) with him if I'm getting paid to sit around, clean my house and take care of my mom? Really? It doesn't make sense to me how she could come up with something that.... wild for our family.... the other thing! My parents would FORCE us to get married before he moved in. There'd be no two ways about it... we can't sleep in the same room with out some sort of watchful eye on us.
So yeah... funny rant over. I'm still laughing... and I will continue laughing at her, because it's now the only way I know to deal with her crap. If I let it get to me she wins... and I'm never going to let her win again..... so on with the laughter!