trees outside the window and a big band sound that makes you feel like everything’s okay
for christmas last year brian got me a worst-case scenario survival handbook and a monty python calendar. they have both proven to be extraordinary life saving purchases and i will continue showing my thanks by texting him what kind of day it's going to be and also by saving his life when we are attacked by bears, alligators, killer bees or charging bulls. i hope i don't sound bragadocious when i say that i can also escape from quicksand, hotwire a car, treat a bullet/knife wound, and how to survive if your parachute fails to open. i feel like every page i read takes me one step further away from demise at the hands of our would be robot overlords.
in case anyone wants to know, according to the calendar, today is funny walk day. you'll never expect what tomorrow is.
i called brian last night because live at the hollywood bowl was randomly on tv and i wanted to be obnoxious and only speak in quotes for a while. it never lasts with him though, he tries to do too many impersonations and i laugh way too much. he got swine flu does everyone know this? i was freaked out! also super pissed off because we made a pact not even a year ago that neither of us would ever get sick again and already he's breaking it. i'm taking the boy to georgia for a little while, but then we'll get to join the traveling circus and it'll be harass harass harass all day long. :D
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i have two serious random asides: philosophy is trippy as fuck and i'm betting kant was a complete and utter pothead. TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW LOGIC ONLY EXISTS IN THE IMAGINATION. also, ever since nasa tried to blow up the moon i've been keeping extremely close tabs on them. i don't trust people that smart not to try and experiment because i would do it all the time. i am not a scientist because i would be a mad one and i'd rather use my powers for good. i just feel like tweeting nasa and telling them to watch their backs. what makes them think i won't cut them?
oh, but hey! while i was gathering information i found this story about an energy burst from a star that died over 13 million years ago. isn't it insane that we can figure something like that out now? whenever i start thinking too cynically about how modern technology is eating away at the soul of human kind and the inevitable robot uprising (i feel sorry for anyone that is actually scared of a zombie apocalypse that will obviously never be real ROBOTS ARE think about it), i try and remember that some advances were worth it.
is everyone getting ready for the 31st? we're going seriously cheesy and overboard this year it's been fantastic. tell me what's making you happy and if you're so inclined the last awesome song you heard. to get you started: an album i just can't stop listening to.
i'm going to have an awesome day and i think you should too. :-*
in case anyone wants to know, according to the calendar, today is funny walk day. you'll never expect what tomorrow is.
i called brian last night because live at the hollywood bowl was randomly on tv and i wanted to be obnoxious and only speak in quotes for a while. it never lasts with him though, he tries to do too many impersonations and i laugh way too much. he got swine flu does everyone know this? i was freaked out! also super pissed off because we made a pact not even a year ago that neither of us would ever get sick again and already he's breaking it. i'm taking the boy to georgia for a little while, but then we'll get to join the traveling circus and it'll be harass harass harass all day long. :D
♥
i have two serious random asides: philosophy is trippy as fuck and i'm betting kant was a complete and utter pothead. TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW LOGIC ONLY EXISTS IN THE IMAGINATION. also, ever since nasa tried to blow up the moon i've been keeping extremely close tabs on them. i don't trust people that smart not to try and experiment because i would do it all the time. i am not a scientist because i would be a mad one and i'd rather use my powers for good. i just feel like tweeting nasa and telling them to watch their backs. what makes them think i won't cut them?
oh, but hey! while i was gathering information i found this story about an energy burst from a star that died over 13 million years ago. isn't it insane that we can figure something like that out now? whenever i start thinking too cynically about how modern technology is eating away at the soul of human kind and the inevitable robot uprising (i feel sorry for anyone that is actually scared of a zombie apocalypse that will obviously never be real ROBOTS ARE think about it), i try and remember that some advances were worth it.
is everyone getting ready for the 31st? we're going seriously cheesy and overboard this year it's been fantastic. tell me what's making you happy and if you're so inclined the last awesome song you heard. to get you started: an album i just can't stop listening to.
i'm going to have an awesome day and i think you should too. :-*
