It's been five minutes yet? Can I rant again about Ypsi being disrespected by the white interlopers?
This from the Target
store finder Website: Ann Arbor East Target
3749 Carpenter Rd , Ypsilanti, MI 48197-9809 USA
(Those keeping score could note that the trailer park right next to this Target is the former "hood" of Iggy Pop, with an Ypsi address).
Sure, I could see calling it the Pittsfield Townshit Target, because that's the township the store occupies (and it's a township full of crap), but Ann Arbor? The Third nearest Target is in Canton, but they don't call it Ypsilanti East for some reason.
You know everyone wants a part of our Ypsi Target's sweet consumer ass because it has a pharmacy, easy access, parking and an optical store - unlike those other, lower trash Targets.